Hitlers Last SHOW - V3
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We need to pick up Leni by 715 AM. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Were taking the Gulfstream |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And flying straight into Telluride. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Flying commercial into Montrose |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And taking the communal van is a real Shit Show. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. Julie is sending a Tesla |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | To take us straight to the Sheridan. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Julie just texted. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Theyve replaced you as Guest Director with Stalin. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are giving you a Cinephile pass for the weekend. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone that hasnt been to Telluride for at least 20 years to leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean Ive been replaced? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ive curated all my films! And Im not queuing up for hours |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | with all the commoners from Flyover Country! |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | ......... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I despise the Patron pass holders and Show Ringers! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And our dinner reservations are screwed! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Im not eating Gnar Taco all weekend and Brown Dog makes me bloated. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Im not missing the Patron Brunch and Preview |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They cant kick me out! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The Friday Feed has free beer. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Im not eating cold salmon on a paper plate in the middle of the street! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The movie in the park is a classic. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Im not lying on a fucking blanket in the grass. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And its colder than the Russian Front. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is a big mistake. Leni and I have made |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | great films. They are obsessed |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with their Goddamn Best Picture streak! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Im not staying in Mountain Village! The idea of riding up and down the Gondola |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with dreadlocked Trustafarian mountain bikers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | makes me sick! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Id rather camp in the park with the interns. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now I have to miss the Picnic to see TBAs. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Last year Alice Waters made me a yummy tofu burger |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will never forget! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I say we screw this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and take the jet straight to Toronto. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least then Id be able to see the Barry Jenkins film. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Get Werner Herzog on the phone. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Does he know about this? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Did he throw me under the VW bus?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, youll still get to meet Robert Redford. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Theres always Sundance in the winter. Leni and I |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | have a script for a quirky fascist rom-com. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Should find distribution there... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And I like High West Distillery. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Less pretentious than 221 South Oak. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And they have booze. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Weeds legal in Utah, right? |