Hitler Reacts to Enhanced Traffic Stops
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Hitler Reacts to Enhanced Traffic Stops on the Road into Burning Man
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have word of enhanced traffic stops |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Feds and Tribal police |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are pulling vehicles over on 447 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Reports are coming in on Reddit and social media |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | of a large LEO presence in Nixon |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There has to be another route |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we will avoid Nixon altogether |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there is no ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | there is no alternative route |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we have to drive through Nixon |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not riding in the RV leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me !! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How are we going to bring in all the drugs? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have two ounces of California medicinal |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | at least 100 pressies, a sheet of acid |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and enough K to kill a horse. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can I dance to Diplo without molly? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fuck the government man ! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This whole thing is Trump's fault |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer we can leave the drugs at home |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Leave the drugs at home? Are you fucking high? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer They're using dogs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Seriously? Mother fuckin' K9s? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is bullshit !! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Each and every one of you |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | are going to take a balloon full of drugs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and stash it up your fucking asses !! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We'll get the sparkle ponys |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to hide them up their prison purses |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We will leave no orifice unstuffed |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We need to get those drugs on playa |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've been going to Burning Man since '04 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This would never happen if Larry was still alive |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The whole event has gone to shit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Cancel the RV reservation |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Sell our tickets and vehicle pass. I'm not going. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can I burn without chemical enhancement? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I just had all my faux fur dry cleaned |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | My outfits were going to be spectacular |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I was going to take my girlfriend to orgy dome |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok there a bad strain of the clap going around |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The months of planning, all for nothing. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Klaus was going to be designated shirtcocker |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I wanted to see that |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | His dick swinging free |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm done with Burning Man forever. Shit's gone too mainstream anyways. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Might as well just go to Coachella |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It was better next year |