| 00:00 - 00:03 | Pandemic Legion High Command |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | July 19, 2018 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | UALX-3 After action briefing |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Elise Randolph |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Doomchinchilla |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | "Begin pulling out of the area. We have achieved victory. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Begin pulling the Supercapital fleet back to staging in the North. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | "Elise.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the fleet.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The supercapital fleet is stuck in UALX-3 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Imperium Legacy fleets have bubbled the fleet login point. |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | We can not escape. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not a Imperium spy, leave this room, now. |
| 01:03 - 01:04 | **I should have applied to ASCEE a long time ago** |
| 01:05 - 01:06 | < **Does this mean I can't Bot anymore** |
| 01:06 - 01:07 | **Does this mean we don't get any cookies** > |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WTF, DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T ESCAPE!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE ARE PL! WE HAVE THE BEST FLEET IN EVE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE HAVE POACHED THE BEST PILOTS FROM EVERY ALLIANCE! |
| 01:24 - 01:28 | - Horde Pilots - |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "NOW WE WON'T BE ABLE TO SWING OUR DICKS AROUND EVE, LIKE WE ARE SOMEBODY! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THIS OPERATION WAS TO PUT PROGODLEGEND IN HIS PLACE! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'M SICK OF HIM AND THOSE DAMN "DREDDIT" SAYING SHIT ON REDDIT! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I WANTED TO BE THE SHIT POSTER THIS TIME! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Elise....maybe NC. will come and save us. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK NC. THOSE RETARDS DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE THE UNDOCK BUTTON IS!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Elise...maybe we can Circle of Two has enough assets to help. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | CO2, HASN'T MADE A DIFFERENCE SINCE THEY LEFT GOONSWARM! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE ARE PL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I HAVE TOLD GREAT STORIES TO GET PEOPLE TO THINK WE ARE COOL! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NOW I LOOK LIKE A DICKHEAD BECAUSE THEY SEE I WAS LIEING |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET PEOPLE TO WORSHIP US NOW! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE HAVE NO CAPITAL FLEET! THEY HAVE TAKEN OUR ONLY WAY TO LOOK GOOD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HOW AM I TO LOOK COOL WITH THE LADIES AT THE BAR, NOW! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I COULD ALWAYS BE GUARANTEED SOME NERD POON WHEN I TOLD THEM WHO I WAS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR IT LIKE GIGX! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was planning on this elaborate costume for Eve Vegas. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To show those fuckers that I was bigger than Mittani. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I had a sequined coat that made me look sexy. |
| 02:39 - 02:40 | **I wonder if its too late for my ASCEE application.** |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm sick of people kicking my ass in real life. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HERE IN EVE, I WAS A GOD! EVERYONE FEARED ME! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | NOW I'M GOING TO GET MY ASS KICKED IN EVE TOO! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But you fuckers are going to get your asses kicked too. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You fuckers are just F1 warrior monkeys. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I WONT BE ABLE TO STAND SEEING MITTANI GLOAT AGAIN! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I here Dreddit is recruiting. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have a small penis. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was trying to compensate for its lack of size. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The ladies didnt care because I was PL. |
| 03:27 - 03:29 | **Did he just admit he had a small dick?** |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't show my face in Vegas, now. |
| 03:35 - 03:36 | **I hope ASCEE's recruitment is open." |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I promised Mitani that I was going to show him how to really party. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now, I'm just some nerd who plays a game. Chicks don't go for that. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Shit, guess I'll just become a highsec spammer now. |
