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Hitler Briefed on Alpha 17
Maintaining the weird tradition, Hitler reacts to 7 Days to Die's latest Alpha as its biggest, and angriest fan.

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00:00 - 00:03Earlier this morning, our operatives obtained
00:03 - 00:05this leaked screenshot of Alpha 17E.
00:05 - 00:07You can see there are multiple new vehicles,
00:08 - 00:12weapons are customizable through mods,
00:12 - 00:15and every building in Perishton has been rebuilt.
00:17 - 00:19And this health bar here...
00:19 - 00:21That's just for bosses.
00:24 - 00:26Sir,
00:27 - 00:28The health bar...
00:31 - 00:33The health bar displays for all enemies.
00:34 - 00:36Even if they haven't taken damage yet.
00:53 - 00:58Leave the room if your favorite game is a fighter, MOBA, or RPG. Now.
01:13 - 01:15Are you kidding me?
01:15 - 01:17This big ugly bar is going to be on every enemy?
01:18 - 01:23Do I LOOK like I'm wearing an augmented reality visor to you?
01:24 - 01:26When they took away my mini map,
01:26 - 01:27I said nothing.
01:28 - 01:30When they took away my hunger and thirst bars,
01:31 - 01:31I said nothing.
01:31 - 01:34You mean to tell me THIS is what they were making space for??
01:34 - 01:37Why are they wasting their time on health bars
01:37 - 01:40instead of something useful like fixing the AI?!
01:40 - 01:42faatal HAS been fixing the AI! He's already-
01:42 - 01:46I'm not talking about rag dolls and zombie closets, I mean actual AI!
01:46 - 01:48But sir, he's making zombies dig again!
01:48 - 01:52Are you serious? Oh, that's just freaking GREAT!
01:53 - 01:54Swiss cheese for everyone!
01:56 - 01:57They can upgrade to Unity 2018,
01:57 - 02:00but when it comes to fighting the mole people
02:00 - 02:03they're stuck in Alpha 10!
02:04 - 02:08Do you know how many polls Roland and Crater Creator made
02:08 - 02:13yet we still don't get ziplines OR behemoths?
02:14 - 02:16They looked so cool, man!
02:17 - 02:19The way this is going,
02:19 - 02:22I might as well go play on console!
02:27 - 02:29Look, I can cut Madmole some slack.
02:30 - 02:34I mean, I watched him eat his beard with my own eyes after all.
02:34 - 02:36No wonder the dude needed a vacation.
02:41 - 02:42But I'm supposed to wait over a year
02:43 - 02:47without a single Q&A video to take the edge off?
02:48 - 02:53Not even a 16.5 to tide me over?
02:54 - 02:56An army of world builders
02:56 - 02:59make whole towns of complex POIs,
03:00 - 03:02only to mar them with giant exclamation points!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, they'll need more devs for their next game lol j/k
03:14 - 03:16Alpha. Beta. They're just words.
03:19 - 03:23My only solace is that the forums are the first source for news.
03:25 - 03:26Not Twitter or Tumblr.
03:31 - 03:33We'll always see what's new before they do.
03:40 - 03:46Why would they add Vulkan? Have they even seen a zombie movie?
03:46 - 03:49Vulkans are nothing like zombies.
03:53 - 03:56Doesn't make any sense.