| 00:00 - 00:03 | Okay, here is what we have completed so far... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Distant Trees, New Height Maps... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Improved Water Reflections. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Random World Generated maps are now pregenerated. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The main menu now has a button to our finished terrain editor. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With all that said and done... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...are we ready for release in July? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...Alpha 17... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...Alpha 17 won't be ready until December. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There are just too many bugs left to fix. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Madmole, Faatal, Roland, and the QA team. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why is this happening again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I will not go through this again! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is why I don't like giving out release dates! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Roland this is all your fault... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...you and your "Everdeen" hint. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The team wasted 4 weeks running around... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...shooting each other in the rears with "Sticky" arrows... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...like a bunch of under-aged school boys... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, we were just trying to have a little fun... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DOES THIS LOOK LIKE F*@KING DISNEYLAND!?! SCREW YOUR FUN!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, we must keep the community informed... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All I keep hearing is excuse after excuse after excuse... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have had enough! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Faatal my comrade... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...I need you to "tweak" vultures so they are like flying dogs... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...WITH a minimum run speed of 500! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Madmole, I need you to redo the pine tree model for the 100th time... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Roland, you will put back that DAMN HP bar back in the Dev Diary... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...and make it RANDOMLY change in size to buy us time. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Madmole, if anyone complains, just release another prefab/terrain video. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't take this anymore. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We try to do what is right. For all of our fans... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But they are NEVER satisfied! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That's it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Alpha 17 will be our final release...It is time to move onto our next project! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We will wrap up all remaining features as DLC. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Whatever we don't finish... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...we will roll into our next game. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This way, we will not have to start from scratch. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we will provide post-release support. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Regarding post-release support... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...we will need to add in some micro transactions. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like loot boxes... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...and coin bundles. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This is a very hard decision for me to make. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Otherwise, we will not have enough funds... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...for our next game. |
