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Hilter finds out the Alpha 17 build is not ready.
7 Days to Die Video Game Parody of the 2004 war movie "Downfall."

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00:00 - 00:03Okay, here is what we have completed so far...
00:04 - 00:05Distant Trees, New Height Maps...
00:05 - 00:07and Improved Water Reflections.
00:08 - 00:12Random World Generated maps are now pregenerated.
00:12 - 00:15The main menu now has a button to our finished terrain editor.
00:17 - 00:19With all that said and done...
00:19 - 00:21...are we ready for release in July?
00:24 - 00:26My leader...
00:27 - 00:28...Alpha 17...
00:31 - 00:33...Alpha 17 won't be ready until December.
00:34 - 00:36There are just too many bugs left to fix.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except Madmole, Faatal, Roland, and the QA team.
01:13 - 01:15Why is this happening again!
01:15 - 01:17I will not go through this again!
01:18 - 01:23This is why I don't like giving out release dates!
01:25 - 01:28Roland this is all your fault...
01:29 - 01:31...you and your "Everdeen" hint.
01:31 - 01:34The team wasted 4 weeks running around...
01:34 - 01:37...shooting each other in the rears with "Sticky" arrows...
01:37 - 01:40...like a bunch of under-aged school boys...
01:40 - 01:42My leader, we were just trying to have a little fun...
01:42 - 01:46DOES THIS LOOK LIKE F*@KING DISNEYLAND!?! SCREW YOUR FUN!!!!
01:46 - 01:48My Leader, we must keep the community informed...
01:48 - 01:52All I keep hearing is excuse after excuse after excuse...
01:53 - 01:54I have had enough!
01:56 - 01:57Faatal my comrade...
01:57 - 02:00...I need you to "tweak" vultures so they are like flying dogs...
02:00 - 02:03...WITH a minimum run speed of 500!
02:04 - 02:08Madmole, I need you to redo the pine tree model for the 100th time...
02:08 - 02:13Roland, you will put back that DAMN HP bar back in the Dev Diary...
02:14 - 02:16...and make it RANDOMLY change in size to buy us time.
02:17 - 02:21Madmole, if anyone complains, just release another prefab/terrain video.
02:27 - 02:29I can't take this anymore.
02:30 - 02:34We try to do what is right. For all of our fans...
02:34 - 02:36But they are NEVER satisfied!
02:41 - 02:42That's it.
02:43 - 02:47Alpha 17 will be our final release...It is time to move onto our next project!
02:48 - 02:53We will wrap up all remaining features as DLC.
02:54 - 02:56Whatever we don't finish...
02:56 - 02:59...we will roll into our next game.
03:00 - 03:02This way, we will not have to start from scratch.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we will provide post-release support.
03:14 - 03:16Regarding post-release support...
03:19 - 03:23...we will need to add in some micro transactions.
03:25 - 03:26Like loot boxes...
03:31 - 03:33...and coin bundles.
03:40 - 03:46This is a very hard decision for me to make.
03:46 - 03:49Otherwise, we will not have enough funds...
03:53 - 03:56...for our next game.