| 00:00 - 00:03 | With six days left to the bar exam... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...we have made significant progress... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...toward reaching the 75% goal. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However, we have now encountered a significant bottleneck... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in the area of 746 incomplete essay practice questions. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's a non-issue. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can knock those out in a few hours on Tuesday. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Themis... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Themis website is down again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But they have emailed out some new practice essays. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who is taking Barbri get the fuck out of this room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | MORE PRACTICE ESSAYS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY GAVE US MORE ESSAYS?!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DO THEY THINK THIS IS... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...SOME KIND OF FUCKING JOKE? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We spend the last 72 hours.... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...clicking "complete" again and again... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | on these BS outline assignments and now you tell me site is down again! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I am beginning to thing that this was a fraud all along! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Themis wouldn't do that to us... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They wouldn't lie to us for the money? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they gave me a public interest discount... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We all got those fucking public interest discounts! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all part of the scam! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Benevolent Themis to the rescue! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ushering in an entire generation of public interest lawyers! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | To make the world a better place! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You really believe a legitimate website could be this bad? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I mean seriously -- you think that is possible? That an entire staff could be so helpless? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's absurd! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | My 12 year cousin has designed better websites for his Call of Duty clan! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They don't give a shit if we pass the bar. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will have to rely on my top 20 caliber legal education at the College of Law. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That is something that they can never take from me. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Six days... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Six more days of this stupid, irrelevant legal garbage... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...until I can finally be free from Themis and all of you assholes. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | God help me if I ever practice family law. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can barely keep a handle on the goddamn UCC. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's like the whole thing was written by fucking 18th century judges! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, nobody ever uses the UCC. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It doesn't matter anyway. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There are lots of jobs. I am sure I'll get hired even if I don't pass the bar. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's okay. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I went to [top-20 school]. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You know who I really feel bad for? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The other poor idiots who took Themis. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Somebody print out those practice essays. |
