| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Guild Leader |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Territory defenses have been placed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | CLS Wall up front, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | JTR will protect ships, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we have added a Palpatine meta wall. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is a great plan. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Should be another easy victory. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Guild Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our opponent is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our opponent is Might Chlorians |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Their top guild. 30M GP more than us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who whaled on Rose Tico, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who are these ass clowns at CG? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | If it ain't broke, don't fucking fix it! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Let's make a whole new scoring system all because |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | some pussy guilds cheese defense |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | against Team Instinct. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And instead of just updating scoring |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | how about we fuck with the matchmaking algorithm. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What could possibly go wrong? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | CG must cater to the whale guilds. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck those Moby Dick cocksuckers! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | FTP depends on the whales. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will harpoon their asses! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I can win Arena FTP |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You know how long it took me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to farm the Veteran Smugglers? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I finally unlock JTR, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and now we are matched against a guild with 50 G12 JTR |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and 50 Roll with the Punches zetas. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How is this fair? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Can't they do one update at a time? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But no, let's throw it all in the blender |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and see what kind of turd sandwich it produces. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Who's hungry for seconds? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We can complain in the forums |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | so they can delete all our posts and ban us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | for not promoting their piece of shit of a game. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then RyDiggs, the walking PR disaster, can |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | tell us all about how important it is |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | to delete any criticism of the game. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Kozispoon will post some memes in the forums |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have known better |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | than to whale on Rose Tico. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | She ruined the The Last Jedi |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fucking Casino sideplot. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And why the hell didn't Holdo share her plan? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Help us JJ Abrahms |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You're our only hope. |
