| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | from England |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Right over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Josh Waith has reported |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that he's been cheating |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Surely, there is some explanation |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for this shenanigans |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Bae |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Well he said |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | YOU SMELL DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | yeah he smells you when your sleeping |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I cannot believe this |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am triggered |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'll take his lemonade |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm feeling so hijabified |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is not Halal |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm telling Richard Kays |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is not good enough |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I bet he went off with the headphones |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lol probably |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up Barry |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's not my fault, Daddy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes it is Barry, you and your doppler effect |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stop giving me sweeties |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I just can't believe he cheated on me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With a pair of headphones |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What the hell |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am 10 time better |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I cannot keep my fury inside any longer |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Josh should take him stripey snails and get out |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I cannot be involved with these memes any longer |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'd actually rather do AQA biology |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Drunk rats |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Thomas Brodie Sangster charlottes bae is gonna get you |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Natural Selection is gonna get you |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am Hitler of the clown clan |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will not be betrayed |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will take the headphones off |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Off of his head |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We can have wine, we are 15 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Yes wine, I need it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | BUT I NEED LEMONADE MORE |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm so upset |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe he will come back to me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | hopefully |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I love him |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Josh Waith, smells different when he's awake aswell |
