| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok, so the wind has been blowing now for several days |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | its seems the visibility |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is now less than zero meters |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we must start thinking of a backup plan |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | i recommend we look into diving in vobster |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | we can go to brixham |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | its is always fine |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | but |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we can't |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we have spoken to baz |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | even he won't get in, the viz is zero |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | DM Interns please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I AM NOT DIVING IN A PUDDLE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I REFUSE ITS FUCKING COLD |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You call yourself divers? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | what is the point? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | if i wanted to see a bus |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | i would go stand at a bus stop |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | my suit is still leaking |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | my balls are going to freeze |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | dougie can fix your suit before we go |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | its take 48 hours to dry properly! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | you can borrow my under layer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | i don't want your sweat rags |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | i want to dive |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i want to see fish |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | i want to feel water movement |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not dive in rain filled pit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i have just got my weighting right |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | now i will have to spend half the dive |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | with my ass dragging in the slit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | because i am too cold to do a weight check |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | i sink so fast in fresh water |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it makes me panic |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i can't relax and enjoy it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | i refuse! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't care if they have bacon sandwiches |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | they always run out of brown sauce |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | who puts tomato sauce on bacon? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | animals thats who |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | i want HP sauce |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok we will stop at asda |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If we must |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | nobody is to take a camera |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | no evidence |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | of my shame |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we must have haribo for in the car |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and i am not getting up early |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | make the booking |
