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Hitler hates diving in a pond
when the uk weather is bad - you have no other option ......

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00:00 - 00:03Ok, so the wind has been blowing now for several days
00:04 - 00:05its seems the visibility
00:05 - 00:07is now less than zero meters
00:08 - 00:12we must start thinking of a backup plan
00:12 - 00:15i recommend we look into diving in vobster
00:17 - 00:19we can go to brixham
00:19 - 00:21its is always fine
00:24 - 00:26but
00:27 - 00:28we can't
00:31 - 00:33we have spoken to baz
00:34 - 00:36even he won't get in, the viz is zero
00:53 - 00:58DM Interns please leave
01:13 - 01:15I AM NOT DIVING IN A PUDDLE
01:15 - 01:17I REFUSE ITS FUCKING COLD
01:18 - 01:23You call yourself divers?
01:25 - 01:28what is the point?
01:29 - 01:31if i wanted to see a bus
01:31 - 01:34i would go stand at a bus stop
01:34 - 01:37my suit is still leaking
01:37 - 01:40my balls are going to freeze
01:40 - 01:42dougie can fix your suit before we go
01:42 - 01:46its take 48 hours to dry properly!
01:46 - 01:48you can borrow my under layer
01:48 - 01:52i don't want your sweat rags
01:53 - 01:54i want to dive
01:56 - 01:57i want to see fish
01:57 - 02:00i want to feel water movement
02:00 - 02:03not dive in rain filled pit
02:04 - 02:08i have just got my weighting right
02:08 - 02:13now i will have to spend half the dive
02:14 - 02:16with my ass dragging in the slit
02:17 - 02:21because i am too cold to do a weight check
02:27 - 02:29i sink so fast in fresh water
02:30 - 02:34it makes me panic
02:34 - 02:36i can't relax and enjoy it
02:41 - 02:42i refuse!
02:43 - 02:47I don't care if they have bacon sandwiches
02:48 - 02:53they always run out of brown sauce
02:54 - 02:56who puts tomato sauce on bacon?
02:56 - 02:59animals thats who
03:00 - 03:02i want HP sauce
03:04 - 03:07It's ok we will stop at asda
03:14 - 03:16If we must
03:19 - 03:23nobody is to take a camera
03:25 - 03:26no evidence
03:31 - 03:33of my shame
03:40 - 03:46we must have haribo for in the car
03:46 - 03:49and i am not getting up early
03:53 - 03:56make the booking