| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ratt has started its world tour |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | European dates are certain |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is no way they'll skip Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are all wearing Ratt t-shirts under our uniforms |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Radio Berlin has been instructed to play nothing but Ratt until further notice |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This kind of concert is just what we need |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Stephen Pearcy is truly a renaissance man |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bobby Blotzer... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bobby Blotzer has formed a Ratt tribute band |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He'll be the only original member performing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you went to see Ratt with Jizzy Pearl, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who does Bobby Blotzer think he is? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Mick Jones? Does he think Ratt is Foreigner? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Does he have Jeff Pilson playing bass instead of Juan Croucier? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Aristocrat warned me... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He said Blotzer loves Stonebreed |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Carlos Cruz was going to play guitar, he said |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He was going to be filling in for Robbin Crosby!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A singing meat salesman!!! In place of Robbin Crosby?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Robbin Crosby is no longer with us, someone has to play - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And what exactly was wrong with Carlos Cavazo?!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I think Carlos Cruz is besties with Blotzer - |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Carlos Cavazo never sold meat out of the back of a van!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stonebreed's meat will give you cooties anyway!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I bought meat from him once!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I surprised Eva with a steak dinner!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Both of us spent days on the toilet!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Our poop smelled worse than the Contraband album!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now he's best friends with Bobby Blotzer?!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Blotzer is a domestic abuse enthusiast!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Surely he'll smack Carlos Cruz around eventually!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | As long as Robbie Crane isn't back |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Juan Croucier is the other voice of Ratt |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Singing harmony behind Pearcy |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Stephen Pearcy... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How does Ratt play a show without Stephen Pearcy?!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Those golden tones!!! Such beauty and grace!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And what of Warren DeMartini?!? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The lovely and talented Warren DeMartini?!? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He owns half the name, does he not?!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Warren is my favorite as well |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ratt and Roll is dead to me now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I miss the 80s, but I guess you can't go back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tell Aristocrat |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He can have Carlos Cruz |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tonight we burn all of our Ratt t-shirts |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe we should become Stonebreed fans |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just don't eat the meat |
