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Hitler smells a fake Ratt
(Robbin has TWO b's, bitches!)

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00:00 - 00:03Ratt has started its world tour
00:04 - 00:05European dates are certain
00:05 - 00:07There is no way they'll skip Berlin
00:08 - 00:12We are all wearing Ratt t-shirts under our uniforms
00:12 - 00:15Radio Berlin has been instructed to play nothing but Ratt until further notice
00:17 - 00:19This kind of concert is just what we need
00:19 - 00:21Stephen Pearcy is truly a renaissance man
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer...
00:27 - 00:28Bobby Blotzer...
00:31 - 00:33Bobby Blotzer has formed a Ratt tribute band
00:34 - 00:36He'll be the only original member performing
00:53 - 00:58If you went to see Ratt with Jizzy Pearl, leave now
01:13 - 01:15Who does Bobby Blotzer think he is?
01:15 - 01:17Mick Jones? Does he think Ratt is Foreigner?
01:18 - 01:23Does he have Jeff Pilson playing bass instead of Juan Croucier?
01:25 - 01:28Aristocrat warned me...
01:29 - 01:31He said Blotzer loves Stonebreed
01:31 - 01:34Carlos Cruz was going to play guitar, he said
01:34 - 01:37He was going to be filling in for Robbin Crosby!!!
01:37 - 01:40A singing meat salesman!!! In place of Robbin Crosby?!?
01:40 - 01:42But Robbin Crosby is no longer with us, someone has to play -
01:42 - 01:46And what exactly was wrong with Carlos Cavazo?!?
01:46 - 01:48I think Carlos Cruz is besties with Blotzer -
01:48 - 01:52Carlos Cavazo never sold meat out of the back of a van!!!
01:53 - 01:54Stonebreed's meat will give you cooties anyway!!!
01:56 - 01:57I bought meat from him once!!!
01:57 - 02:00I surprised Eva with a steak dinner!!!
02:00 - 02:03Both of us spent days on the toilet!!!
02:04 - 02:08Our poop smelled worse than the Contraband album!!!
02:08 - 02:13And now he's best friends with Bobby Blotzer?!?
02:14 - 02:16Blotzer is a domestic abuse enthusiast!!!
02:17 - 02:21Surely he'll smack Carlos Cruz around eventually!!!
02:27 - 02:29As long as Robbie Crane isn't back
02:30 - 02:34Juan Croucier is the other voice of Ratt
02:34 - 02:36Singing harmony behind Pearcy
02:41 - 02:42Stephen Pearcy...
02:43 - 02:47How does Ratt play a show without Stephen Pearcy?!?
02:48 - 02:53Those golden tones!!! Such beauty and grace!!!
02:54 - 02:56And what of Warren DeMartini?!?
02:56 - 02:59The lovely and talented Warren DeMartini?!?
03:00 - 03:02He owns half the name, does he not?!?
03:04 - 03:07Warren is my favorite as well
03:14 - 03:16Ratt and Roll is dead to me now
03:19 - 03:23I miss the 80s, but I guess you can't go back
03:25 - 03:26Tell Aristocrat
03:31 - 03:33He can have Carlos Cruz
03:40 - 03:46Tonight we burn all of our Ratt t-shirts
03:46 - 03:49Maybe we should become Stonebreed fans
03:53 - 03:56Just don't eat the meat