| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're getting reports of military movements |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sightings have been reported |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | along major highways leading to Harare |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Tanks and personel carriers are now stationed a few kilometers from here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There are reports Kirkman road has now been shutoff |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's okay Kudzai Chipanga |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and the Youth League will stop them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Your Excellency |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chipanga |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chipanga surrendered to the army this morning |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Youth League has issued an apology to the military |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone else leave the room except Tyson, Jonso, Zhuwawo and Mphoko |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You promised me I could rule forever |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You said the Youth are the future, they'll march with you to the grave |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "muchiti" Generation 40, "munhu wese kuna Dr Amai" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You said "ichi chinhu chedu" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You even involved my daughter into this mess of a plan |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The poor girl is now sitting on every parastatal board "ese ese" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Its a good thing Chatunga and Jr are incompetent idiots |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They'd also be trapped here in your stupid catastrophic "G40" mess |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Your excellency I won't allow you to insult my plans, I have a PHD for goodness sake!!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit!!! they're all fake, fake degrees and doctorates |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your Excellency, the only fake degree we gave out was to the first lady |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That woman is the end of me, she cant even focus |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She is so arrogant |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She pranced around at rallies insulting everyone in my name |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Saying all sorts of vulgar insults in public |
| 01:59 - 02:00 | She pranced around at rallies insulting everyone in my name |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you lot where there grinning in those stupid Robert Mugabe hats |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And that stupid looking regalia that you forced us all to wear |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You and that woman made me look like a popeye in front of my people |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I was dragged all over this country talking to youths in the hot sun |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now today all 1 million of them have disappeared from the face of the earth |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My entire legacy has now been destroyed by you lot |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am the founding father, I am the head of state |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Commander in chief of the defence forces, I am sir Robert |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You stopped me from retiring a long time ago |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I could be at Alpha and Omega milking cows and making ice cream |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As for my V12 twin turbo Pullman guard mercedes benzes... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They are all gone now, no more blue lights when i drive around |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All the time I spent polishing them in my fancy pyjamas |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | soon Chiwenga's boys will come in here and rape us all in the arse |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Bona, I'm sure they'll be gentle |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well young turks, you're in hot soup now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll make you pay for everything you've ever tweeted |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | they'll crush your balls |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick, is to not look |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They'll do all sorts of things to you that you can't even begin to imagine |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you'll wish you were still in Chendambuya |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell Grace to make me some tea .....................33T4fM4k |
