| 00:00 - 00:03 | So I know we didn't go over it in class |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but I want to you be able to identify these random cells |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They might be oligodendricytes....possibly Schwann. I can't say for sure. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Also this might be loose....or dense connective tissue. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we don't even know what tissue this is.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ....and we're gonna be tested over it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Just use Google. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | or UMICH.com |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have fairly decent pictures with labels |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and you can figure it out at home. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Do you realize how many hours I spent trying to MediaSite these lectures.... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | .....and now you just want me to GOOGLE IT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | one day before the exam?!?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You do realize that I have a MAC |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and we can't watch lectures on double speed with MACS! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ITS RIDICULOUS!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And being at Sunset trying to use the internet while EVERYONE is on it.... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | uploading pictures of themselves on the beach to Facebook |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and watching Youtube videos about MHC II molecules??!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You could just stay on campus. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think I want to stay on campus longer than I have to after lecture?!!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's more convenient and saves on your electricity bill |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you think I CARE about my electricity bill at this point?!?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm already $20,000 in the hole |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | on top of my undergrad loans. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Come to MERP" they told me. "You have to live in the Bahamas first" They said. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "You just have to pass a few classes...." |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's barely MINI 1 and I've been studying harder than I've ever studied in my undergrad career |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND my Master's combined...... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and yet I STILL feel unprepared for this exam. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I think they want us to fail. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How else can you explain the amount of material on a single test...... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and we're not even in med school yet. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And to top it off.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I forgot to pack a lunch and both Antoni's and the Student Lounge are closed!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It is too much to ask for a little availability of food around here? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't wait for Solomon's to open up. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I won't have to make plans just to go and buy some damn milk... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...milk that's expiring in 3 days! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. He's just an angry MERP gunner. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone call Fergie...and tell him I need a ride home. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's raining and apparently I need to "Google" 30 pages worth of material. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Damn Histo. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and if the bandwith isn't used up - I'll YouTube. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I'll even come up with dirtier mnemonics than what Boris showed us in lab. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But so help me God after this MINI on Friday..... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | .....all hell will break loose. |
