00:00 - 00:03 | So we start with a 9am at DHT |
00:04 - 00:05 | Followed by an anatomy pre-practical |
00:05 - 00:07 | And then clinical skills at the Royal |
00:08 - 00:12 | No-one has any idea where the shuttle bus is leaving from |
00:12 - 00:15 | Rumor has it that a notification went out on Eemec 2 months ago |
00:17 - 00:19 | At least we have tomorrow morning off |
00:19 - 00:21 | I can finally have a lie in |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | We have |
00:31 - 00:33 | We have rescheduled PPD lectures for tomorrow morning |
00:34 - 00:36 | The timetable says COMPULSORY ATTENDANCE |
00:53 - 00:58 | All those who never check their Eemec notifications leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | I never get a lie in |
01:15 - 01:17 | Those fucking well-rested humanities students always get a lie in! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I'm sweating my balls off til 1am learning the metabolism of glucose |
01:25 - 01:28 | While they have something called a "take-home" exam |
01:29 - 01:31 | And they say MCQs are easy! |
01:31 - 01:34 | "It's simple factual recall" says Peerwise |
01:34 - 01:37 | And then, on top of everything else, |
01:37 - 01:40 | I have no clue what is going on in anatomy at the moment |
01:40 - 01:42 | But the Australian woman is just so good |
01:42 - 01:46 | What the fuck does "on a mesentry" even mean?! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But if you did the prior reading beforehand |
01:48 - 01:52 | Bollocks, I've even colour coded my notes |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's one week til exams |
01:56 - 01:57 | And I still think that caecum |
01:57 - 02:00 | Is something that the rugby lads do on initiations |
02:00 - 02:03 | To compensate for their lack of facial hair |
02:04 - 02:08 | And don't get me started on SSC 2b proposals |
02:08 - 02:13 | I contacted the tutor, my group has postgrads and everything. I just need Sharon's approval |
02:14 - 02:16 | I emailed her 6 weeks ago |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'm convinced it is an automated reply system |
02:27 - 02:29 | I got my brand new stethoscope for ICP |
02:30 - 02:34 | I looked so badass having it round my neck |
02:34 - 02:36 | I felt like a real doctor, like Jamie Davies |
02:41 - 02:43 | I hear it hasn't been so easy for everyone |
02:43 - 02:48 | Only Gavin Minty would do the chest expansion test from the front of a female patient |
02:48 - 02:53 | I'm going to have to go to the fourth floor to write my presentation |
02:54 - 02:56 | Everyone there is scarily attractive |
02:56 - 02:59 | And they judge me for google-imaging the spermatic cord |
03:00 - 03:02 | I haven't even caught up on the online lectures yet |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I'll send you the Blayney flashcards |
03:14 - 03:16 | This term has been a total disaster |
03:19 - 03:23 | Bigwood, I hear you are getting ripped for the medics reveal |
03:25 - 03:26 | I appreciate that |
03:31 - 03:33 | Why did they reject me for full strip? |
03:40 - 03:46 | I've had so many protein shakes that I take loperamide for my diarrhoea |
03:46 - 03:49 | Thank god for the RMS and it's twice yearly tutorials |
03:53 - 03:56 | That was £110 well spent. |