| 00:00 - 00:04 | Bad news Nod, we're in big big trouble! We've tried turning the monitors off and on again three times |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | and it still didn't fix the lag |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Have you seen the Diplo pages?? |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | I've told you Max! I only log into Facebook to post stock photos of that guy with awesome hair I found on Google |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | But I think Khatie needs help to prevent a revolt by the players |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | It's too late for Khatie now, we need to save ourselves! Have you seen my other sock? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I think its being used to fix the server |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | What about all those knobs we added to the new AvA? |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Will they fix it? |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Boss....You know that really meant we just used a highlighter to draw go faster stripes on the server |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | We're done this time Max |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Khatie has one last Hail Mary idea.....blame sun spots! |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Sun spots........ |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | Yeah, we've gotten away with all sorts of nonsense worse than this before. Now, how about another game of Candy Crush? |
