| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've been informed that Nick Fisher has wriiten another book |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's apparently even funnier than Gym'll fix it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He's selling it on Amazon and firmfellas.com |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He's a right warped fucker so it quite possibly could be |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As funny as an invite to a pool party at barrymores house |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I like laughing at celebrity nonces |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I really like to see them get the piss took |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gaffer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's not |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's got a picture of a guy fucking a chicken on the cover |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's called why did the chicken cross the road |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You know I like chickens you bastards |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He's gone too far this time its more than I can stand |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've heard half my army is now fucking poultry cause of this man |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I loved it when he abused saville and glitter his last book was epic |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I literally shat my lederhosen laughing last time i read his book |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Nothing could be as funny as his last book my ribs still hurt |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I love chickens and this man has ruined their purity forever |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want to know what he was thinking when he wrote this |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What's funny about going balls deep in a frozen chicken |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You really need to read it gaffer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It can't possibly beat his last one |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Gaffer it really is as funny,if not funnier |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I really fucking hope so or you'll end up like the chicken |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And i don't mean frozen |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There had better be more sick humour |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | More celebrity nonces getting abused |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And some really sick jokes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I really love laughing at twisted humour even more than laughing at my gas bill |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Eon are right fucking nazis when it comes to bill time |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They squeeze your balls for every last penny |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That's why I read Nick Fishers books it helps me get over the bills |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need to be cheered up and i've been looking forward to this book |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've been waiting weeks |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I hope you cunts aren't lying and it really is as funny as you say |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm willing to give a go just cause of the author |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But i really hope I can get past the chicken sex |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Chickens are my favourite birds and I don't know if I can think of them in that way |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This book could warp my fragile sensibilities |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I know its going to be extremely twisted humour but I love that shit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The last book was so funny I actually shit blood |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry it's funnier than Tony Blair trying to tell the truth |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You need to get on to Amazon now and order me a copy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or firmfellas.com |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I suppose if you can't beat them you should join them |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll be needing a frozen chicken as well |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Can anyone get hold of proper viagra as well ? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That counterfeit shit that's kicking about just gives me a headache |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just hope I don't get frostbite |
