00:00 - 00:03The Meet is arranged for Saturday
00:05 - 00:07and set off down stream
00:08 - 00:12Paul will have his Gun incase one is in a tree
00:12 - 00:15and David has arranged Drinks and sausage rolls at the Ford
00:17 - 00:19I dont think sausage rolls will be needed
00:19 - 00:21My Wife has baked a cake
00:24 - 00:26Err the cake !...
00:27 - 00:28Anthony !
00:31 - 00:33Several of the members dont like you wifes cake.
00:34 - 00:36It gave me the trots last week
00:53 - 00:58all those who are not full members leave the room
01:13 - 01:15My wife is a very good cook
01:15 - 01:17there is nothing wrong with Energy cake
01:18 - 01:23she was given the Recipe from Antonia, you soon fucking eat it when she bakes one !
01:25 - 01:28your fucking dietry fads is the very reason I wont have you round for Lunch
01:29 - 01:31Look at the BBQ
01:31 - 01:34Fucking Raw Chicken. Shitty Wog Food. why do you think I went to the Puppy Show ?
01:34 - 01:37and fruit punch from Tesco value range
01:37 - 01:40and fucking Cans of Beer at a £1 a pop
01:40 - 01:42I quite like the John Smiths they do in the Can with the widget
01:42 - 01:46Chardoney Rioja Merlot !
01:46 - 01:48But not everyone like Budgens wine
01:48 - 01:52Dont try & leture me on wine Peter
01:53 - 01:54Or should I say Senior Master ?
01:56 - 01:57I saw them at Peterbrough
01:57 - 02:00Making their way across the place to shake you hand
02:00 - 02:03what did I have to do ?
02:04 - 02:08Fucking run along to catch up with you and her !
02:08 - 02:13Being treated like a fucking puppy just because I had Brown shoes with the black suit
02:14 - 02:16and if Just one of you cunts mention the MFH badge
02:17 - 02:21Fucking Mansworth with his Beer & Cider
02:27 - 02:29the fucking piss head hasnt even got
02:30 - 02:34a woman let alone a Wife. Like Mine !
02:34 - 02:36 I have seen his wardrobe full of yellow shirts
02:41 - 02:42The Fucking Poof
02:43 - 02:47and as for Elmer ! whats in that back pack. fucking blow up dolls ?
02:48 - 02:53I decide what the order of the day is going to be !
02:54 - 02:56I decide who has the Gun
02:56 - 02:59and I decide what we eat and drink at half way
03:00 - 03:02Not those E-Mail buddy buddy bastards
03:04 - 03:07Its OK Claire you I use Twitter he dont mean us
03:14 - 03:16All I ever wanted was to be a landed person
03:19 - 03:23its not my fault the spanish holiday marked took off
03:25 - 03:26and no one wants to go to Camber Sands
03:31 - 03:33If folk would just listen to my stories
03:40 - 03:46and understand I have read all the Hunting Books
03:46 - 03:49I do know what I am talking about Honestly I do
03:53 - 03:56Oh Bugger it ! I am going home Can I have my Subs cheque back please