Hitler Finds Out About Spotting Groups

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00:00 - 00:03We've discovered all the rude comments
00:04 - 00:05on your blog posts were coming
00:05 - 00:07from this area here. It seems many
00:08 - 00:12residents there are members of one of those
00:12 - 00:15evil "spotting" groups that are so popular right now.
00:17 - 00:19I'll contact the carebears on FetLife.
00:19 - 00:21They'll shut these assholes down.
00:24 - 00:26Sir Domly Dom...
00:27 - 00:28We tried that.
00:31 - 00:33I'm afraid they wouldn't listen.
00:34 - 00:36Sir, FetLife refuses to shut them down.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who thinks it's okay to hurt my feelings, get the fuck out.
01:13 - 01:15What the actual fuck?
01:15 - 01:17What the Actual. Everlasting. FUCK?
01:18 - 01:23Don't they realize I am Sir Domly Dom! A MASTER?
01:25 - 01:28Who gave them the right to so much as kneel
01:29 - 01:31before me so I can wipe dog shit
01:31 - 01:34off my jackboots into their mouths?
01:34 - 01:40What makes them think they can get away with all this meany stuff? It's abuse! It's BULLYING!
01:40 - 01:42Sir Domly Dom, they have their freedom of speech just like everyone else!
01:42 - 01:44Freedom of speech? FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
01:44 - 01:46Fuck their bullying "free speech"!
01:46 - 01:48Sir Domly Dom, they have the same rights as...
01:48 - 01:52Bullshit. Rights? No one has the RIGHT to make me feel bad!
01:53 - 01:54I'm the one with rights!
01:55 - 01:57What about my right not to have to look at fat women?
01:57 - 02:00I have the right to decide who is a twue domly dom like me!
02:00 - 02:03You know who else is a twue domly dom like me?
02:04 - 02:08Do you? NO ONE, that's who!
02:08 - 02:17All those dickless wannabes wish they were five percent as domly as my BALLS!
02:17 - 02:21Just look at all those gunts, those COWS, wishing they could submit to me!
02:27 - 02:31They have better mustaches than I do! Is that fair?
02:31 - 02:34You know why they don't do this on Facebook?
02:34 - 02:36Facebook would call the authorities, and they would be posting from
02:41 - 02:42a SECURE LOCATION!
02:43 - 02:47What is the matter with those spineless carebears? Why do they let the abuse continue?
02:48 - 02:54Don't they realize how it's crushing my fragile little self-esteem?
02:54 - 02:56It hurts my feelings!
02:56 - 02:59My feelings! It hurts them! A lot!
03:00 - 03:02Like... like... something that really hurts!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Anna -- he really has only one ball.
03:14 - 03:16I'll tell you why they do it.
03:19 - 03:23They're online. They wouldn't dare say things like that to my face.
03:25 - 03:26They know I'd...
03:31 - 03:33I'd... well, I'd do something really badass.
03:40 - 03:46You guys know that, right? You know I'm the only twue domly dom?
03:46 - 03:49You know I'm tougher than all those meanies, don't you?
03:53 - 03:56Aren't I, guys?