| 00:00 - 00:02 | Aye Darlin! Dimitri, there, he's a Celtic fan! |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | FTP!!! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I heard you want tae talk tae me! |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | Nae bother! |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | I do, I do! |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | I want to talk about the SPL and Ranger's |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Fire away hen, wit date yi want tae know |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | I'm no a bigot or anything I'll give you a staight answer! |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Do you think Celtic need a strong Ranger's to survive? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | I really do think we need a strong Ranger's ...... |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | to move Scottish football forward. |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | We've missed the rivalry, the banter, yi know? |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | WE'VE MISSED THE OLD FIRM!! |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | We need them to beat Motherwell in the play off....... |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | ....to get back in the SPL. Sooner the better! |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Did you hear the score today? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Eh?? ...... Did you hear the score today? |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Today?? What was it??? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Motherwell pumped them 6-1 on aggregate!!! |
