| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr. M's party is tomorrow |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Everyone who's going needs to bring 20 dollars |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will be at this location for dinner |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and we need to know how many people there will be |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so we can determine how many cars we need |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm only spending money on that man |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | if the waitresses are expected to wear sexy clothing |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fürher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Please forgive us |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | My grandmother is chaperoning |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and she insists on riding in the same car as you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has a beloved grandmother, please step out the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is complete bullshit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've seen his grandmother! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | She sags like a f*cking flapjack! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I expected a woman with curves that move the ocean! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I can see regular girls off the internet for free! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | SO WHY AM I PAYING TO SEE THIS? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I refuse to be taken advantage of! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I mean she's like a hundred years old! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Don't talk about her like that! She's a wonderful woman! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OF COURSE! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU LIKED THEM ANCIENT YOU LIMP-DICKED SYCOPHANT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You know I have problems down there, this is abuse. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you think I GIVE TWO SHEISSES? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SHE WROTE ME INTO HER WILL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We met once and she smelled my mustache! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | She pulled my hair and spanked me! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND I COULDN'T SIT STRAIGHT FOR A WEEK! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I WON'T LET HER HAVE THAT SATISFACTION AGAIN! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I THOUGHT SHE WAS A NICE LADY! I THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT'S SO HARD TO TELL WHO THE GOOD ONES ARE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IF I SEE THAT TOOTHLESS COUGAR ONE MORE TIME |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll have to hide somewhere secure |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's against my moral code. After all, I'm a man! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So I suppose I will do my best to stay sane |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I mean |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | that woman has caused some serious psychological warfare |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I know it's my duty to stay civil as a protector |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | asdlfjeasdklghe |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Am I a bad guy for wanting to live in peace? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She still sends me naked selfies! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. He did the same with my grandmother. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think it will be okay |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just a little difficult to take in |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But if it has to be done |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | then I will take pride in my past |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and I will enjoy myself at the party |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So long as she doesn't set out on a cougar hunt |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me 20 dollars. I will go. |
