| 00:00 - 00:03 | the results from the Ruth Lyons Chili Cook Off have been announced |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the winner hails from |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the town of West Chester |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | which happens to be the same hometown |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | of the winner from last year |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | did my chili get entered this year? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | am I the winner? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my Fühler |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the winner.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the winner is of the chili cook off |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | is Darin Cox.... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | those of you who wish I would have won... leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 3 years in a row! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that's ABSURD! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I should have won that fair and square |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bought my Chili from Wendy's and entered that under my name |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and I still didn't win! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | what does Darin put in his Chili! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | it is impossible that he won again! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | only 3 people entered and he still won! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | actually 5 people entered |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care if 500 entered... the odds are still in my favor |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my Fühler.... your chili was bland |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | it was not bland.... I used Garlic Powder!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I should have won!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | next time I'll have my wife make it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | she's a wonderful cook! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | she has made it a thousand times for family reunions |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Her uncle Bob loved it.... we all loved it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | it never gave us any intestinal problems.... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and I thought I had a chance this year |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and now Darin has won again... he has won again! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | all I ask is for me to win just one time... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | just once I'd like to say I won the chili cook off |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | is that too much to ask? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | its just Chili |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | just a bunch of hamburger in spicy sauce |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | with some cheese on the side... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and some onions |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | served in a small bowl with crackers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and a nice white plastic spork |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok.... I didn't get a chance to try it either |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wish I could cry |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | now I'll just hear him talk about it all year long |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | over and over again |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll probably lose my parking spot too |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I had that spot all year long |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | it was so close to the door |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just go eat chili.... and let me rest |
