| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're looking at players from the Bundesliga |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can meet them here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Just south of Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can avoid John Cross from the Mirror this way |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We won't get caught this time |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Everything's in order then? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No fuck ups this time |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well I think we may have |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Missed out on Mbappe |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He wants to stay in Monaco |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's only young |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone apart from Hunter, Fallows and Mac_Red leave us |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You gave me a list of 100 players |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You said that I could have any of them |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now I can't even get an 18 year old |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is a fucking joke |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You dare to tell me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That I cannot get Mbappe |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This was my one chance |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We could have conquered Europe |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We could still get Aubameyang |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't be fucking stupid, think of the AFCON |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We could spend everything on him |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you fucking crazy? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Our defence is fucked |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I cannot leave Lovren in there |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You absolute fucking imbeciles |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You're ruining my plans |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This summer should have been great |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My plans were fucking perfect |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now you grab me by the ball |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No fucking VVD, no fucking Mbappe |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is all going to shit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was going to earn some fucking respect |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now I look like a twat |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So what now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We cannot start the season with either Lucas or Klavan |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can this possibly have happened, we got rid of that fucktard Ayre |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No fucking players |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Not even Jonathan Tah |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I should have listened to Kopstar |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I've heard he's really hot |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He knew the dates |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Wankers telling me it was July the 1st |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I should kill them |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Pricks, arseholes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I need to do something - check the situation in Egypt |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hopefully Salah is still on |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ask Graeme Kelly if you have to |
