| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have started the initial phase of our development scheme |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The first part will begin here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | just near the main runway |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The most expensive developments will be here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the low cost stuff near the old control tower |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Make sure the locals think the absense of aircraft |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is down to a lack of interest |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's a... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's a Jodel sat outside the main hangar |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It had to make a precautionary landing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All members of the board outside except Pugh, Pugh, Barney, MacGrew |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is just what we don't need ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | An aircraft landing at an airport ! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now people will be wanting to use it to land and take off from and everything ! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This has really pissed in our hat |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There'll be bloody microlights coming in next ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Before long even those sodding helicopters will be dropping in |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How many times have I told you to make sure the airport was a non-viable option ? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not to turn it into some kind of bloody south coast Oshkosh ! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer the pilot had to make a precautionary landing in the name of safety and.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Safety ? How do I explain safety to the shareholders ? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer ! Safety is paramount and.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Safety is only used when cajoling the public you toss-pot ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It makes good headlines ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | People love the nice guy image |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It allows you to do what you want and where you want |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It makes them believe you actually care |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All you have to do is ensure they have no other option |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and they'll follow like the sheep they are |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's really not rocket science |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If they'd let me I'd have installed a water meter in the harbour ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Go and dump one of those concrete blocks in front of it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | like the ones we used with the jelly fish |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Make sure he cannot leave |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You bunch of tossers. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Right from the very start I've insisted the airport must never be used as an airport ! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The next thing is we'll have Sengupta landing and demanding cake ! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or Flintstone calling up for PPR |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and bloody Marj mincing around in his loafers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That's if he doesn't sell his aircraft between take off and landing ! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Marj will be back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I may as well join the LAA |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Buy a Kitfox and wear sandles and Ray-Bans |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | subscribe to Flyer |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If you can't beat 'em join 'em |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Everything was going our way until that bloody Jodel rocked up |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That poxy aircraft is now getting more Likes on Facebook than I am |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Anyway I'd better see what Bob Pipedream has put through my letterbox. |
