00:00 - 00:03We have started the initial phase of our development scheme
00:04 - 00:05The first part will begin here
00:05 - 00:07just near the main runway
00:08 - 00:12The most expensive developments will be here
00:12 - 00:15and the low cost stuff near the old control tower
00:17 - 00:19Make sure the locals think the absense of aircraft
00:19 - 00:21is down to a lack of interest
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28There's a...
00:31 - 00:33There's a Jodel sat outside the main hangar
00:34 - 00:36It had to make a precautionary landing
00:53 - 00:58All members of the board outside except Pugh, Pugh, Barney, MacGrew
01:13 - 01:15This is just what we don't need !
01:15 - 01:17An aircraft landing at an airport !
01:18 - 01:23Now people will be wanting to use it to land and take off from and everything !
01:25 - 01:28This has really pissed in our hat
01:29 - 01:31There'll be bloody microlights coming in next !
01:31 - 01:34Before long even those sodding helicopters will be dropping in
01:34 - 01:37How many times have I told you to make sure the airport was a non-viable option ?
01:37 - 01:40Not to turn it into some kind of bloody south coast Oshkosh !
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer the pilot had to make a precautionary landing in the name of safety and..
01:42 - 01:46Safety ? How do I explain safety to the shareholders ?
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer ! Safety is paramount and..
01:48 - 01:52Safety is only used when cajoling the public you toss-pot !
01:53 - 01:54It makes good headlines !
01:56 - 01:57People love the nice guy image
01:57 - 02:00It allows you to do what you want and where you want
02:00 - 02:03It makes them believe you actually care
02:04 - 02:08All you have to do is ensure they have no other option
02:08 - 02:13and they'll follow like the sheep they are
02:14 - 02:16It's really not rocket science
02:17 - 02:21If they'd let me I'd have installed a water meter in the harbour !
02:27 - 02:29Go and dump one of those concrete blocks in front of it
02:30 - 02:34like the ones we used with the jelly fish
02:34 - 02:36Make sure he cannot leave
02:41 - 02:42You bunch of tossers.
02:43 - 02:47Right from the very start I've insisted the airport must never be used as an airport !
02:48 - 02:53The next thing is we'll have Sengupta landing and demanding cake !
02:54 - 02:56Or Flintstone calling up for PPR
02:56 - 02:59and bloody Marj mincing around in his loafers
03:00 - 03:02That's if he doesn't sell his aircraft between take off and landing !
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Marj will be back
03:14 - 03:16I may as well join the LAA
03:19 - 03:23Buy a Kitfox and wear sandles and Ray-Bans
03:25 - 03:26subscribe to Flyer
03:31 - 03:33If you can't beat 'em join 'em
03:40 - 03:46Everything was going our way until that bloody Jodel rocked up
03:46 - 03:49That poxy aircraft is now getting more Likes on Facebook than I am
03:53 - 03:56Anyway I'd better see what Bob Pipedream has put through my letterbox.