| 00:00 - 00:03 | Where's Niall he always bloody late |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I think the next meeting should be at EJ Whitten |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | its about time Klaus put his hand in his pocket the tight arse |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Dean - from bullshit Castle take the Domain tunnel, the Westgate and then onto the M80. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Its a really big Bridge you cant miss it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats the Ring Road right? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | if I get lost we will only have time for CAMs reviews ok |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ummm - Yeah - Dean about the CAMs categories |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They are all still putting........... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've tidied a few up but....the pricks are still putting |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | "Safety Other" |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | SalesForce Super Users stay - the rest of you bugger off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I dont ask much of you pricks |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | all I want is to get some decent data out of this circus |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All I've gotten so far is 5 years of "Safety Other" bullshit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you know there are other categories??? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Like Mobile Plant and Traffic for fuck sake! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why is it so fucking hard to get people to read the drop down fucking menus |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and use their goddam brains! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A retarded Dildo can categorise incidents why cant we? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Deano its hard for them to change their ways |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What? to read the fucking screen and make a judgement? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But its the way they have been told to do it for the FSC |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll give you fucking FSC mate |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Give me some decent data you pricks |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or Dannye here will do a fucking systems audit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | on your stupid project |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | every week until your bum bleeds |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Have you seen the online systems audit checklist???? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My balls hurt just thinking about it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | every month I have to do a incident Pie Chart |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Its one colour " Safety Other" - its a fucking circle you twats |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Don't even start on the National Meetings |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm the Southern Region Manager but they look at me like a Melbourne supporter |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | bunch of smug pricks |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | they've had years to play with SalesForce |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | with their fucking dashboards and flashy bar charts |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and they point and laugh at me with my single colour pie chart |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | well no more |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will have a multi segmented pie chart with real data |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | with red and yellow and blue bits |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry "Safety Other" is still the best option |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I want is to be one of the National Cool Kids |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To have valid datasets and nice pie charts |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | colours |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | maybe percentages |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | a few different colours I like Teal and Puce |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I tried Bar Graphs but I am a Pie Guy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Always was always will - now fuck off |
