00:00 - 00:03Alright everyone, time to coordinate our carpool schedule
00:04 - 00:05We have a Pontiac Aztek leaving from Mooresville at 8am
00:05 - 00:07...a Prius leaving from Huntersville at 8:30am
00:08 - 00:12...and one Nissan Leaf leaving from Davidson at 8:45am
00:12 - 00:15We should be able to save a lot on gas!
00:17 - 00:19Bah...I'm tired of carpooling.
00:19 - 00:22I miss the wind in my hair, and heard they were widening I-77
00:24 - 00:26Uh Sir...
00:27 - 00:28Cintra...
00:31 - 00:33Cintra signed a toll contract with the idiots in Raleigh
00:34 - 00:36They have almost complete control over I-77 for the next 50 years
00:53 - 00:58Let me guess...McCrory, Vi Lyles, Ron Julian, and Sarah McAulay
01:13 - 01:15Who in their right mind would approve something so asinine?!
01:15 - 01:17$40 Roundtrip from Mooresville is Rape!
01:18 - 01:23That's like EIGHT cups of Starbucks Coffee!
01:25 - 01:28...and what about my DANISH?!
01:29 - 01:31Everyone knows breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
01:31 - 01:34That costs more than the gas for my new Camaro SS
01:34 - 01:37What the h--- would possess these morons to vote for this deal?!
01:37 - 01:40Was the oxygen cut off to the room?!?
01:40 - 01:42But Sir, many other projects in the area needed this funding beyond I-77
01:42 - 01:46Don't give me that nonsense!
01:46 - 01:48It's not nonsense! Sarah McAulay needs another roundabout!
01:48 - 01:52Garbage! Why doesn't she or that oaf Ron Julian ride the bus?!
01:53 - 01:56When the h--- did any of these bloated bureaucrats ever carpool?!?
01:56 - 01:58I'll tell you when, NEVER! Guess who reimburses the tolls they would pay?
01:58 - 02:00That's right, us!
02:00 - 02:03We even paid for the d--- lanes already!
02:04 - 02:08Now I have to watch Vi Lyles fly by wearing so much pink I want to vomit!
02:08 - 02:13Oh, there goes Ron Julian, Buh Bye!!
02:14 - 02:16These idiotic toll lanes have NEVER worked!
02:17 - 02:21That's it...call the Governor!!! I want to talk to McCrory!!!
02:27 - 02:29We played golf one time. I voted for him for mayor. He owes me!
02:30 - 02:34More than 700 people wrote in against these idiotic plans.
02:34 - 02:36...and the vote was 54-10.
02:41 - 02:42Narcissistic, corrupt bureaucrats!!
02:43 - 02:47Vi could count the number of people for the plan by taking off her shoes.
02:48 - 02:53...and three quarters of them work for Cintra!
02:54 - 02:56I heard they were only going to have TWO free lanes!!!
02:56 - 02:59TWO FREE LANES, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
03:00 - 03:02Sarah McAulay driving 70mph next to hundreds of stopped cars is madness!
03:04 - 03:07Oh...I forgot she ran over your dog...
03:14 - 03:16I-77 will become a parking lot
03:19 - 03:23...or you'll have to pay a fortune to get home at a decent time
03:25 - 03:26...no more danish....
03:31 - 03:33....no more coffee...
03:40 - 03:46...but hey, maybe we can use CATS
03:46 - 03:49and all sing, 'The wheels on the bus go round and round'
03:53 - 03:56..god, I hate that song