| 00:01 - 00:07 | Attention all citizens of Charleston and visitors |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | We have a new menace to society |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | This menace's name is Harvey Gaynigga |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | OH SO GAY |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | We shall spread open his ass |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | And make it as big as an 8 lane highway with sidelines! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | The time to fuck Harvey has come |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Join us in our quest |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | to bring divine justice to his |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | black and puffy gay man hole |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | That drips with honey butter and whip cream |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | which poisons children everywhere! |
