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The Spork Army uprising
The Spork Army is rising at an exponential rate on iFunny and the rest of the world. The AntiSpork Army lead by Hitler and StarWarsFunny are making preparations on stopping its spread.

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00:00 - 00:03The Spork Army's numbers are spreading all throughout Europe
00:04 - 00:05They've had significant increases
00:05 - 00:07in mostly all of Western Europe
00:08 - 00:12They're starting to spread into Russia and some of Eastern Europe
00:12 - 00:15And there seems to be no stopping this force
00:17 - 00:19I know they have a great number
00:19 - 00:21But how many soldiers does the Spork Nation have currently?
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28They have-
00:31 - 00:33The Spork Nation has over 50,000 soldiers
00:34 - 00:36We still don't know how it got so big
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who has liked one of SilverSporkz posts, leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck!
01:15 - 01:17What the holy mother of fuck!
01:18 - 01:23We are fighting a force of over 50,000 and more people are joining them everyday!
01:25 - 01:28This is crazy!
01:29 - 01:31How does this happen?!
01:31 - 01:34Commander StarWarsFunny is the only one holding them back for now from Asia!
01:34 - 01:37This war shouldnt even exist!
01:37 - 01:40They're pictures of fucking spoons! What is funny about a spoon?
01:40 - 01:42Sir they are sporks!
01:42 - 01:46I don't fucking care! You eat with it!
01:46 - 01:48Sir we need to do something about their advance. ILuvWar's defenses in the West are starting to crumble
01:48 - 01:52What the fuck do you care!
01:53 - 01:54They're fucking sporks!
01:56 - 01:57Why would people want that featured?
01:57 - 02:00That's totally retarded
02:00 - 02:03What if Chef finally gives in?
02:04 - 02:08All of iFunny will be ruined by this stupid Sporks Nation!
02:08 - 02:13What will I do when I'm bored and I want to laugh
02:14 - 02:16All these Spork people will ruin it
02:17 - 02:21We need to ban raid the Spork Nation now before it gets even bigger!
02:27 - 02:29we need to do a whole entire ban raid on their capital!
02:30 - 02:34If they keep breaking through, there will be nothing left
02:34 - 02:36Where is Lieutenant General Nickelodeon?
02:41 - 02:42Someone answer me!
02:43 - 02:47 I haven't heard from him in over 2 months in his conquest in the South America, where is General Nickelodeon!?
02:48 - 02:53He said he would report to me after the first encounter!
02:54 - 02:56He gaurenteed me victory!
02:56 - 02:59He said he wouldnt need more than 2,000 soldiers!
03:00 - 03:02He said we would dine in Messi's house after!
03:04 - 03:07Its ok Anna, StarWarsFunny is still holding them off
03:14 - 03:16He's been defeated hasn't he?
03:19 - 03:23We lost the Americas, What do we do now?
03:25 - 03:26What of iFunny now?
03:31 - 03:33We need to consolidate the rest of our defenses
03:40 - 03:46Send all remaining AntiSpork Soldiers around Western Russia and and North Africa
03:46 - 03:49That is where we make our final stand
03:53 - 03:56If we lose there, the war is over