| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Spork Army's numbers are spreading all throughout Europe |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've had significant increases |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in mostly all of Western Europe |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They're starting to spread into Russia and some of Eastern Europe |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And there seems to be no stopping this force |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I know they have a great number |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But how many soldiers does the Spork Nation have currently? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Spork Nation has over 50,000 soldiers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We still don't know how it got so big |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has liked one of SilverSporkz posts, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the holy mother of fuck! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are fighting a force of over 50,000 and more people are joining them everyday! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is crazy! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How does this happen?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Commander StarWarsFunny is the only one holding them back for now from Asia! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This war shouldnt even exist! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They're pictures of fucking spoons! What is funny about a spoon? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir they are sporks! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't fucking care! You eat with it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir we need to do something about their advance. ILuvWar's defenses in the West are starting to crumble |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the fuck do you care! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They're fucking sporks! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why would people want that featured? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That's totally retarded |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What if Chef finally gives in? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All of iFunny will be ruined by this stupid Sporks Nation! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What will I do when I'm bored and I want to laugh |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All these Spork people will ruin it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We need to ban raid the Spork Nation now before it gets even bigger! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | we need to do a whole entire ban raid on their capital! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If they keep breaking through, there will be nothing left |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Where is Lieutenant General Nickelodeon? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Someone answer me! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I haven't heard from him in over 2 months in his conquest in the South America, where is General Nickelodeon!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He said he would report to me after the first encounter! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He gaurenteed me victory! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He said he wouldnt need more than 2,000 soldiers! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He said we would dine in Messi's house after! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Anna, StarWarsFunny is still holding them off |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He's been defeated hasn't he? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We lost the Americas, What do we do now? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What of iFunny now? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We need to consolidate the rest of our defenses |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Send all remaining AntiSpork Soldiers around Western Russia and and North Africa |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That is where we make our final stand |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If we lose there, the war is over |
