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The Fuhrer's Rants: Episode 3: FNAF Fandom
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00:00 - 00:03Opinions seem to have left this world, the Fandom's Fanart is even worse than last time
00:04 - 00:05Of course Stalin and Scott Cawthon are in cahoots, but the Nazi Army has been able to hold off the Red Army for a time
00:05 - 00:07Our atomic bombs are not near completion unlike expectations
00:08 - 00:12The retarded armies of the UTTP and TPNG continue to clash in a non epic and idiotic fashion
00:12 - 00:15And of course, the broken pencil pieces on the floor have not been picked up yet
00:17 - 00:19But of course, I ordered a maid in our last rant, I still have that grand party planned
00:19 - 00:21And I expect that the Fandom is willing to let us state our beliefs about FNAF
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner has reported that these parasites cannot respect other's opinions
00:34 - 00:36Any negative opinions about FNAF are instantly labeled as hater material
00:53 - 00:58All my generals, stay: Including drunk man, Keitel, Fish Krebs, and Baldly Jodl
01:13 - 01:15ARE YOU SERIOUS!!?
01:15 - 01:17These cancerous idiots just can't quit, can they!?
01:18 - 01:23These autistic retards time and time again have no respect for the Third Amendment!
01:25 - 01:28This is such bullshit, Smike is a fucking milking pile of crap
01:29 - 01:31Why can't idiots like ShittywarsSTD and sonic99shithead just piss off with their brigade of fuckwits!
01:31 - 01:34This is unreal, I used to think the internet was retard free after we purged all the 4channers from Berlin!
01:34 - 01:37Do you people not realize this shit!? How fucking bad its gotten!?
01:37 - 01:40I thought the 4chan purge was the fucking end of it, but more idiots have to arrive and ruin my websurfing!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, I hate FNAF, its fans, and the Youtubers, and understand your hatred, put please don't throw the pencil!
01:42 - 01:46SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DRUNKARD!!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, stop breaking our pencils it is the only way I can draw penises on Skeletor's face!
01:48 - 01:52Oh fuck you and your immature antics you drunk fuckwit
01:53 - 01:54AND THERE IT GOES!
01:56 - 01:57Back on topic, the Fagdom has been proven by captured scientists at Russia that they give cancer, skin cancer, breast cancer, you name it, they can give it!
01:57 - 02:00They're harming others with their retarded Youtubers and retarded fan theories!
02:00 - 02:03I swear to God the theories and Game Theory videos are the worst! They're torturing poor Matpat into becoming a milker like Smike!
02:04 - 02:08I realized Matpat didn't even like making FNAF videos by then he just wanted all those retarded Freddy and Foxy roleplayers to stop crying!
02:08 - 02:13See!? They're ruining good channels with quality videos too!
02:14 - 02:16WHY CAN'T THEY JUST FUCKING PISS OFF!!???
02:17 - 02:21I should have executed all FNAF Fags in my country, like Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29On top of that they have their own Steam group, they've tainted Lord Gaben's glory with their filthy group
02:30 - 02:34But the worst of the worst of all is the bloody fanart, its disgusting, who likes to sexualize animatronics?!
02:34 - 02:36Its so bad! Thank God those nice people at ARF have bleach to cleanse it out of me!
02:41 - 02:42But it doesn't change the fact that the Fagdom and the franchise as a whole is ruining so much stuff for us
02:43 - 02:47I cannot believe that my precious webpages are being corrupted by filthy Fantards with their theories and fan games!
02:48 - 02:53They are monsters, just monsters!
02:54 - 02:56And people ask me why I commit genocide on certain races
02:56 - 02:59They should seriously check out the shit on Google Images! Its worse than Sonic fanart!
03:00 - 03:02It disgusts me, idiots like Chase Ballard and L-Effect actually like that shit!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, the fourth game is the last game, remember?
03:14 - 03:16And of course, you all just stand there. Why aren't you outside telling SS Death Squads to begin exterminating Fantards/
03:19 - 03:23Jesus fucking Christ, someone call Himmler and Steiner and tell them to begin the extermination. Don't just stand there and act like fucking statues
03:25 - 03:26Fine, I'll do it myself. The rest of you just attack FNAF communities on G Plus
03:31 - 03:33Luckily, the party is still being held, and the franchise will end soon
03:40 - 03:46Skeletor, Jodl, someone grab the phone, I'm going to make a call to Himmler and Steiner
03:46 - 03:49I'm going to kill them all
03:53 - 03:56They will all face my wrath, all the FNAFantards. All of them will die and the Nazis will be number one among world superpowers.