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Hitler IT Team hears about Datacenter Failure
Hitler and his IT Team

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00:00 - 00:03WAR ROOM Scene
00:04 - 00:05Hitler and his IT Team
00:05 - 00:07Our DATACENTER is under DoS attack
00:08 - 00:12service is down, we are losing
00:12 - 00:15SLA casualties are mounting
00:17 - 00:19What about the 24x7x365 monitoring
00:19 - 00:21Didn't they send alarms
00:24 - 00:26My Feuhrer
00:27 - 00:28we only have APM tools, but
00:31 - 00:33this is a network problem
00:34 - 00:36we are suffering alarm fatigue
00:53 - 00:58Those of you watching alarms, go to your silos
01:13 - 01:15This is all LEGACY stuff
01:15 - 01:17Prabakar had warned about complexity
01:18 - 01:23and the enemy is virtual
01:25 - 01:28we are fighting a new infrastructure
01:29 - 01:31Get a grip Eva
01:31 - 01:34JF Huard is right about analytics
01:34 - 01:37we need machine learning to be agile
01:37 - 01:40bare metal is thing of the past
01:40 - 01:42I will use hypervisor and LB
01:42 - 01:46and what will that do for us
01:46 - 01:48we will monitor the network
01:48 - 01:52More MONITORING! That is all legacy!!
01:53 - 01:54If you say monitoring again
01:56 - 01:57I will send you to the Silos
01:57 - 02:00I want machine learning and big data
02:00 - 02:03analytics and cross silo correlations
02:04 - 02:08and anomaly detection
02:08 - 02:13With incident details and recommendations
02:14 - 02:16we will finally crush MTTR
02:17 - 02:21and never suffer SLA problems
02:27 - 02:29Here is what we are going to do
02:30 - 02:34Get hold of Prem and Alex
02:34 - 02:36I have not been returning their calls
02:41 - 02:42down load the OVF from David
02:43 - 02:47to start a PoC immediately
02:48 - 02:53Give David what he needs
02:54 - 02:56I want to see instant topology
02:56 - 02:59instant recommendations
03:00 - 03:02and fewer alarms
03:04 - 03:07Your applications will run soon
03:14 - 03:16We should have invested in The Fabric
03:19 - 03:23If we fail this time
03:25 - 03:26Rajan will not play tennis with me
03:31 - 03:33Prabakar will give me that look
03:40 - 03:46Damn Prem will not stop calling
03:46 - 03:49I will have to take up Yoga with JF
03:53 - 03:56Machines help us!