Hitler IT Team hears about Datacenter Failure
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Hitler and his IT Team
| 00:00 - 00:03 | WAR ROOM Scene |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hitler and his IT Team |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our DATACENTER is under DoS attack |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | service is down, we are losing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | SLA casualties are mounting |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the 24x7x365 monitoring |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Didn't they send alarms |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Feuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we only have APM tools, but |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | this is a network problem |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we are suffering alarm fatigue |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you watching alarms, go to your silos |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is all LEGACY stuff |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Prabakar had warned about complexity |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and the enemy is virtual |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | we are fighting a new infrastructure |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Get a grip Eva |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | JF Huard is right about analytics |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | we need machine learning to be agile |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | bare metal is thing of the past |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I will use hypervisor and LB |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | and what will that do for us |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | we will monitor the network |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | More MONITORING! That is all legacy!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If you say monitoring again |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I will send you to the Silos |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want machine learning and big data |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | analytics and cross silo correlations |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and anomaly detection |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | With incident details and recommendations |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we will finally crush MTTR |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and never suffer SLA problems |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Here is what we are going to do |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Get hold of Prem and Alex |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have not been returning their calls |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | down load the OVF from David |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to start a PoC immediately |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Give David what he needs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I want to see instant topology |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | instant recommendations |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and fewer alarms |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Your applications will run soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We should have invested in The Fabric |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If we fail this time |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Rajan will not play tennis with me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Prabakar will give me that look |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Damn Prem will not stop calling |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will have to take up Yoga with JF |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Machines help us! |
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