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New Medical School Parody
Curtin University obtains permission to add a new Medical School to their Health Portfolio. The other School in town has a response.

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00:00 - 00:03The annual medical congress will be held here in Berlin. .
00:04 - 00:05the sponsored lunch is included.
00:05 - 00:07It will join the AMA Educational tour
00:08 - 00:14the wine is good, bring partners and it’s tax deductable
00:17 - 00:19the whole academic Department can attend
00:19 - 00:21It would be a good team building session
00:24 - 00:26Unfortunately,...
00:27 - 00:28Curtin ...
00:31 - 00:33Curtin is going to get their Medical School
00:34 - 00:36The PM just announced it, ...
00:53 - 00:58OK … every Academic Professor paid by the Department of Health- LEAVE. University salaried staff- STAY
01:13 - 01:15I was told "it was impossible"
01:15 - 01:17"we have all the bases covered"
01:18 - 01:23"no one wants it" "we have too many Doctors"
01:25 - 01:28half of those outside will want to work for Curtin
01:29 - 01:31where will our teaching salaries come from?
01:31 - 01:34and those Medical Research Institutes...
01:34 - 01:37smug bastards.. they now have options
01:37 - 01:40well have to be nice to them..
01:40 - 01:42but we control the hospital placements
01:42 - 01:46pig’s arse we do -Curtin runs 10 times more placements than us..
01:46 - 01:48Institute and Department Heads are Adjuncts
01:48 - 01:52I could choke – everyone’s a Professor with a flick of a pencil
01:53 - 01:54I knew it would happen…
01:56 - 01:57..but not in my life time.
01:57 - 02:00What happened to our tactic? “Impossible” you say.
02:00 - 02:03WE are supposed to “PURSUE IMPOSSIBLE!”,
02:04 - 02:08Great Public Relations .. but bugger me….
02:08 - 02:13.. now .. those bastards have achieved it!
02:14 - 02:16AND.. they have teamed up with the Dockers…
02:17 - 02:21AND .. they are on top of the ladder
02:27 - 02:29Its all turned to crap
02:30 - 02:34You Professors will now all have to do some teaching ..
02:34 - 02:36.. and you will now have to do it well….
02:41 - 02:42I actually can’t tutor students…
02:43 - 02:47We’re OK at anecdotes – and personal case stories….
02:48 - 02:53But what about curriculum … and realistic assessments?
02:54 - 02:56Curtin’s course is direct entry from High School
02:56 - 02:59..we have to sell our seven years carefully – maybe thrown in a MD
03:00 - 03:02.. so where is the AMA now?
03:04 - 03:07Don’t worry a doctor’s salary can cover your son's 7 years fees.
03:14 - 03:16Most of us have been around for a long time,
03:19 - 03:23Like other Deans, I can retire before they actually start….
03:25 - 03:26.. so one of you needs to step up.
03:31 - 03:33it not like the good ol' days we will have to work with them
03:40 - 03:46They’ll get Department of Health appointments – I know you are thinking about that…
03:46 - 03:49I’m certainly thinking about it!
03:53 - 03:56Let’s just hope they recruit Lomborg!