00:00 - 00:03Sammy, while you were riding the bus to work at Walmart
00:04 - 00:05we received an email on your gmail acct
00:05 - 00:07just as you passed the Piggly-Wiggly
00:08 - 00:12next to the place where you pick up your free 'gubment cheese
00:12 - 00:15and the welfare office
00:17 - 00:19was this about my order to be sent…
00:19 - 00:21in a plain brown package?
00:24 - 00:26My Sammy...
00:27 - 00:28Twitter...
00:31 - 00:33Twitter has banned you again for being a dick.
00:34 - 00:36you were a real ass apparently
00:53 - 00:58only my real twitter followers may stay
01:13 - 01:15Obama drones!
01:15 - 01:17fascists, Marxists, libturds!
01:18 - 01:23I am the OG Nazi hunter!
01:25 - 01:28they oppress me...
01:29 - 01:31how dare they ban god's messenger
01:31 - 01:34I watch Fox News...
01:34 - 01:37I know what is true and right!
01:37 - 01:40my tweets are not made up!
01:40 - 01:42but Sammy, you called them Nazis…
01:42 - 01:46they deserved it! They all support Obama!
01:46 - 01:48My Sammy... you were warned to take a chill pill.
01:48 - 01:52No one tells Sammy what to do
01:53 - 01:54I am Sammy!
01:56 - 01:57 I am better than liberal scum!
01:57 - 02:00I deserve my ‘gubment cheese!
02:00 - 02:03they own me my welfare check!
02:04 - 02:08no liberal can tell me what I can or can't say!
02:08 - 02:13I bought those followers with my own damn Walmart money!
02:14 - 02:16I am the Head Greeter!
02:17 - 02:21I wear the blue vest with pride serving the mother corporation!
02:27 - 02:29Banned by twitter...
02:30 - 02:34what will I do during the day?
02:34 - 02:36there's nothing on but Maury Povich.
02:41 - 02:42my fake followers..
02:43 - 02:47how will I tell my wife that I spent the rent buying them?
02:48 - 02:53She will have my ass if she finds out!
02:54 - 02:56We must act fast, make up a new gmail acct.
02:56 - 02:59call it Bamuel Sryan @ Centinel1788
03:00 - 03:02I must spew my hate before I pop!
03:04 - 03:07don't cry, Seal Team 7 will find his new acct!
03:14 - 03:16Damn Seal Team 7...
03:19 - 03:23They are much smarter than me...
03:25 - 03:26much smarter...
03:31 - 03:33I've been beaten, it's over.
03:40 - 03:46I still here the #clang™©... it haunts my every dream!
03:46 - 03:49Every tweet I post, shot down in flames...
03:53 - 03:56I am an idiot...