| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sammy, while you were riding the bus to work at Walmart |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we received an email on your gmail acct |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | just as you passed the Piggly-Wiggly |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | next to the place where you pick up your free 'gubment cheese |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the welfare office |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | was this about my order to be sent
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| 00:19 - 00:21 | in a plain brown package? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Sammy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Twitter... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Twitter has banned you again for being a dick. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you were a real ass apparently |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | only my real twitter followers may stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Obama drones! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | fascists, Marxists, libturds! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am the OG Nazi hunter! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | they oppress me... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | how dare they ban god's messenger |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I watch Fox News... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I know what is true and right! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | my tweets are not made up! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but Sammy, you called them Nazis
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| 01:42 - 01:46 | they deserved it! They all support Obama! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Sammy... you were warned to take a chill pill. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No one tells Sammy what to do |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am Sammy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am better than liberal scum! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I deserve my gubment cheese! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they own me my welfare check! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | no liberal can tell me what I can or can't say! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I bought those followers with my own damn Walmart money! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am the Head Greeter! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I wear the blue vest with pride serving the mother corporation! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Banned by twitter... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | what will I do during the day? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | there's nothing on but Maury Povich. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | my fake followers.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | how will I tell my wife that I spent the rent buying them? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | She will have my ass if she finds out! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We must act fast, make up a new gmail acct. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | call it Bamuel Sryan @ Centinel1788 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I must spew my hate before I pop! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't cry, Seal Team 7 will find his new acct! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Damn Seal Team 7... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They are much smarter than me... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | much smarter... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've been beaten, it's over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I still here the #clang©... it haunts my every dream! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Every tweet I post, shot down in flames... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I am an idiot... |
