| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alison is part of a drug cartel and running for school trustee |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sarah has gone looking for Helena |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And Marion has pissed off to Europe |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Felix is bopping about, being the voice of reason and plot device extraordinaire |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we met a new clone for a hot sec- Hashtag Where's Krystal |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Season 3 is off to a good start then |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But what of my Cophine? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My captain |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cophine.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cophine broke up in episode one |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Cosima has a new girl now |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that doesn't identify as Cophine trash, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Cophine are 5eva! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They are two sides of the same equation! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They are the determining values that make the equality true! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Their love is eternal, infinite, always! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They are the puppy and the explorer! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They tease us with happy Cophine and break them up in episode 1!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What sort of sickos do that!? That's just mean! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They're just big meanies! Who is this new girl!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Cosima meets her online, she's played by Ksenia Solo- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Ksenia Solo!? That little cinnamon bun to good for this world, too pure!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | People are scared she'll keep Cophine broken up |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Cophine are endgame, you 1-ply arse wipe! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You have no loyality! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ebro and Tmas ship them! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | John and Graeme ship them! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You have to trust the writers! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We embrace the pain because we will be stronger for it! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Delphine was made a main character! That schnitzel doesn't just happen for no reason! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Her soft baby deerness transcends what we thought was humanly possible |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Her mother must have been a majestic antelope of some kind! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They make me believe in love |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They make me feel like I might find the Eskimo to my Pie |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They're so cute, they make me want to squee! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Their love- |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Their love is the type of love Lionel Richie sings about! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Their love is so pure, it could lift Mjolnir! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It is so pure |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It forced the straight out of Delphine and into her hair! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Hashtag R.I.P Kinky Curls! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The curls will come back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You Clonesbians get me through times like this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I've seen your fanart. And your fanfiction. Even the ones rated M |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And E |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Y'all are messed up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I welcome Ksenia Solo to the Clone Club with open arms |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And Shaysima will be my temporary ship |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | My TOTP |
