00:00 - 00:03Alison is part of a drug cartel and running for school trustee
00:04 - 00:05Sarah has gone looking for Helena
00:05 - 00:07And Marion has pissed off to Europe
00:08 - 00:12Felix is bopping about, being the voice of reason and plot device extraordinaire
00:12 - 00:15And we met a new clone for a hot sec- Hashtag Where's Krystal
00:17 - 00:19Season 3 is off to a good start then
00:19 - 00:21But what of my Cophine?
00:24 - 00:26My captain
00:27 - 00:28Cophine..
00:31 - 00:33Cophine broke up in episode one
00:34 - 00:36Cosima has a new girl now
00:53 - 00:58Anyone that doesn't identify as Cophine trash, please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15Cophine are 5eva!
01:15 - 01:17They are two sides of the same equation!
01:18 - 01:23They are the determining values that make the equality true!
01:25 - 01:28Their love is eternal, infinite, always!
01:29 - 01:31They are the puppy and the explorer!
01:31 - 01:34They tease us with happy Cophine and break them up in episode 1!?
01:34 - 01:37What sort of sickos do that!? That's just mean!
01:37 - 01:40 They're just big meanies! Who is this new girl!?
01:40 - 01:42Cosima meets her online, she's played by Ksenia Solo-
01:42 - 01:46Ksenia Solo!? That little cinnamon bun to good for this world, too pure!?
01:46 - 01:48People are scared she'll keep Cophine broken up
01:48 - 01:52Cophine are endgame, you 1-ply arse wipe!
01:53 - 01:54You have no loyality!
01:56 - 01:57Ebro and Tmas ship them!
01:57 - 02:00John and Graeme ship them!
02:00 - 02:03You have to trust the writers!
02:04 - 02:08We embrace the pain because we will be stronger for it!
02:08 - 02:13Delphine was made a main character! That schnitzel doesn't just happen for no reason!
02:14 - 02:16Her soft baby deerness transcends what we thought was humanly possible
02:17 - 02:21Her mother must have been a majestic antelope of some kind!
02:27 - 02:29They make me believe in love
02:30 - 02:34They make me feel like I might find the Eskimo to my Pie
02:34 - 02:36They're so cute, they make me want to squee!
02:41 - 02:42Their love-
02:43 - 02:47Their love is the type of love Lionel Richie sings about!
02:48 - 02:53Their love is so pure, it could lift Mjolnir!
02:54 - 02:56It is so pure
02:56 - 02:59It forced the straight out of Delphine and into her hair!
03:00 - 03:02Hashtag R.I.P Kinky Curls!
03:04 - 03:07The curls will come back
03:14 - 03:16You Clonesbians get me through times like this
03:19 - 03:23I've seen your fanart. And your fanfiction. Even the ones rated M
03:25 - 03:26And E
03:31 - 03:33Y'all are messed up
03:40 - 03:46I welcome Ksenia Solo to the Clone Club with open arms
03:46 - 03:49And Shaysima will be my temporary ship
03:53 - 03:56My TOTP