00:00 - 00:03 | DANIEL MEIN FUHRER, |
00:04 - 00:05 | THE HOTEL IS BOOKED FOR FRIDAY NIGHT |
00:05 - 00:07 | IT IS IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THE CASINO AND THE PUB |
00:08 - 00:12 | THIS IS THE MOST ORGANISED WE HAVE EVER BEEN |
00:12 - 00:15 | LOCATION AND PRICE ARE PERFECT |
00:17 - 00:19 | THE STRIPPERS..... |
00:19 - 00:21 | WHO HAS PRE PURCHASED TICKETS? |
00:24 - 00:26 | DANIEL MEIN FUHRER |
00:27 - 00:28 | WE AREN'T..... |
00:31 - 00:33 | NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO GO TO THE STRIPPERS |
00:34 - 00:36 | THEY SAY THEY WOULD RATHER GAMBLE THAN LOOK AT TITS |
00:53 - 00:58 | IF YOURE NOT IN THE WOLFPACK GET THE FUCK OUT |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CUNTS THINKING |
01:15 - 01:17 | WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM GOING |
01:18 - 01:23 | I HAVENT HAD A ROOT IN WEEKS |
01:25 - 01:28 | STEF!?!? |
01:29 - 01:31 | THIS IS YOUR FAULT |
01:31 - 01:34 | IVE BEEN GETTING FUCKEN NOTHING |
01:34 - 01:37 | NOT A GOBBIE, NOT EVEN A FUCKEN WRISTY |
01:37 - 01:40 | IM PULLING MYSELF MORE NOW THAN WHEN I WAS 15 |
01:40 - 01:42 | WE WOULD RATHER JUST DRINK AT THE CASINO |
01:42 - 01:46 | FUCKEN DELLAS, YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO COMMENT |
01:46 - 01:48 | WHY NOT WE ARE CELEBRATING MY NIGHT |
01:48 - 01:52 | I KNOW WHAT YOUVE FUCKEN DONE |
01:53 - 01:54 | TURNING DOWN GOOD ROOTS |
01:56 - 01:57 | REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE 18 |
01:57 - 02:00 | A GIRL INVITES YOU IN HER ROOM AND YOU RUN AWAY SCARED |
02:00 - 02:03 | OF COURSE YOU DONT WANT TO LOOK AT TITS |
02:04 - 02:08 | WHAT ABOUT JONES, DOG AND BENNY |
02:08 - 02:13 | YOU CANT TELL ME NONE OF YOU CUNTS WANT TO LOOK AT TITS |
02:14 - 02:16 | ITS NOT FUCKEN NORMAL |
02:17 - 02:21 | BRETT I KNOW YOURE WITH ME, YOURE AS FILTHY A CUNT AS IVE MET |
02:27 - 02:29 | REMEMBER THE OLD DAYS AT THE STAG |
02:30 - 02:34 | SOME OF THOSE WOMEN WERE GORILLAS |
02:34 - 02:36 | BUT WE FUCKED THEM ANYWAY |
02:41 - 02:42 | NOW LOOK AT US |
02:43 - 02:47 | MARRIED WITH CHILDREN AND GETTING NO ROOTS |
02:48 - 02:53 | I DIDNT PUT AN ANAL CLAUSE IN MY WEDDING VOWS FOR NOTHING |
02:54 - 02:56 | IF WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE STRIPPERS |
02:56 - 02:59 | IM GETTING A ROOT BEFORE FRIDAY THATS FOR SURE |
03:00 - 03:02 | ONLY HARDCORE ANAL WILL DO |
03:04 - 03:07 | PLENTY OF LUBE, YOULL BE RIGHT |
03:08 - 03:10 | (STEFS MUM LOOKING CONCERNED) |
03:14 - 03:16 | DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THINGS HAVE GOT..... |
03:19 - 03:23 | ID JUST ABOUT ROOT A MAN AT THIS POINT |
03:25 - 03:26 | DELLAS? |
03:31 - 03:33 | YOUR ASS LOOKS TENDER |
03:40 - 03:46 | IM A GENEROUS LOVER AND WOULD EVEN OFFER A REACH AROUND |
03:46 - 03:49 | THINK ABOUT IT |
03:53 - 03:56 | DISMISSED ILL SEE YOU ALL FRIDAY NIGHT |