| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dragon Ball will be getting a new TV series after over 18 years, in mid to late July. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Look here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You'll see the locations of the series premiere on Sunday mornings at 9:00 A.M. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Akira Toriyama himself will be supervising and setting the story. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It appears to be too good to be true. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It is. Just another joke. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You fools fall for these articles all the time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The articles... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The articles have been proven 100% confirmed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The series WILL return. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you who haven't watched GT or believe a certain fan-manga is possible, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why are they doing this again?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Dragon Ball is dead! Why must they kill it even more?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There's no point! It's done! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | After all this time?! Again?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How will adding another do any good? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do any of you even remember GT?! That shit! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Well?! It ruined the series for good! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But this series has Toriyama on its side. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Toriyama doesn't remember SHIT! Launch! Gohan! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he's the original creator. He will do us all good. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Your a fool, he's a fool, and so are these pens! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's done! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Toriyama's too old. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Toyble can replace him now with ease. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even if he put in his stupid Super Saiya-jin 5 design! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AF's creator is an official artist now. Think about that! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You want Toriyama, who can't remember the simplest things to run the joint?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't believe my stupid subordinates! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well forget you all! You're all as bad as the insolent fool, Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Dragon Ball Super? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What happened? Where's the heart? The spirit? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Poof! No where to be seen. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So foolish. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The best is driven down again and again! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You see potential, but this will ultimately lead to disaster! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well I'll tell you now. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | None of you are the kind of fan that I am! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You know nothing of the true story! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. This series will kick ass. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Dragon Ball Super... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | After all this time, and GT... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nothing... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm sorry for all that... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm sure the series will be amazing and there will be many questions answered along the road. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even the new God form. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I love DBZ... |
