| 00:00 - 00:03 | The top seven contestants were announced on American Idol |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your favorties, Candice, Amber |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Kree went through |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | there were over 45 million votes this week |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But there is some bad news... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | What? It's not like Lazaro stayed another week |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Now what's this "bad" news |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Hitler |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lazaro... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lazaro was in the top 3 and stayed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Burnell was sent home |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you voted for Candice, Amber, or Kree, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is America insane!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How many times can Lazaro go through? It's Insane! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why does American Idol allow 50 votes per person |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The only people voting are 15 year old girls |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I can't believe this! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Lazaro forgets his lyrics |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and Burnell is sent home |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And to think I spent all that time voting, For what? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I like Lazaro, he has the voice of an- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't you dare finish that sentence |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Hitler, I'm just saying I think he deserves to stay |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And what about Burnell? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He didn't deserve to stay? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I bet you used all of your votes on Lazaro |
| 01:58 - 02:01 | I spread mine out evenly to the singers I thought deserved them |
| 02:01 - 02:04 | But people like you have to exploit the system |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Didn't America see Jimmy Iovine's critiques? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | he knows talent when he hears it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He produced Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumors' |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He said Lazaro should've left weeks ago |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I guess the voters aren't all to blame though |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | what about the songs they have to sing? |
| 02:34 - 02:39 | They made a bunch of country and R&B artists sing rock and roll songs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is rediculous |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why do they choose such restricting genres? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why can't they just sing what they want to every week? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Burnell sang a Bon Jovi song |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It was the only song on the list he'd ever even heard of |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I hate Bon Jovi and I hate New Jersey! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He didn't mean 'Jersey Shore' |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They should only allow one vote per person |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Everytime I call to vote, I get disconnected |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's always busy |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | how could anyone use all 50 votes? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wish I didn't sign that contract with AT&T |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've got another year and a half with this plan |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now,... let's talk about The Voice |
