| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the Steampship Authority called. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...they have some options for us. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We can go over on Friday morning on the fast ferry... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...Friday afternoon on the Island Queen, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...or the Uncatena on Saturday morning |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We shall take Cape Air over on Thursday. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...and avoid the commoners. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Also prefer to fly... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but I'm afraid that's no longer feasable. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't own a red 2003 Mount Gay Rum hat, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have to be fucking kidding me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How many times have we gone to Figawi?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have all year to make preparations! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But we wait! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Like a bunch of squids from BU... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...who go over for the day... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...and ask how much things cost before they buy them! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's the best fucking weekend by far! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we booked the best room at the Inn. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The fucking Nantucket Inn? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We got a good deal. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Every single fucking time we go to Figawi... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | we tell each other that next year... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ...lay some groundwork with chicks... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...buy some velvet slippers from that place on Union Street... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...and make drinks in gas-powered blenders! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How many times do I have to say it? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You have to get there on Wednesday, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...maybe Thursday morning if you have a ton of shit to do. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I mean a TON of shit to do. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we relax for a few days, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ...we hit Straight Wharf on Friday, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Saturday is the Chicken Box, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...and if i fall asleep on Saturday, somebody had better wake me! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Sunday we hit the Brewery and bring a shit ton of people back to someone else's house for a party, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No exceptions! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Get your white pants. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Silly fucking pastel shirts |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, Harry will fuck you... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And whale pants! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If you don't have any, have a few drinks, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and head to Murray's Toggery Shop, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They have everything you need for the weekend... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This will be... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...the best Figawi Weekend ever... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So help me God. |
