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Invasion 2013
Sir, the Steampship Authority called. ...they have some options for us. We can go over on Friday morning on the fast ferry... ...Friday afternoon on the Island Queen, ...or the Uncatena on Saturday morning We shall take Cape Air over on Thursday.

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00:00 - 00:03Sir, the Steampship Authority called.
00:04 - 00:05...they have some options for us.
00:05 - 00:07We can go over on Friday morning on the fast ferry...
00:08 - 00:12...Friday afternoon on the Island Queen,
00:12 - 00:15...or the Uncatena on Saturday morning
00:17 - 00:19We shall take Cape Air over on Thursday.
00:19 - 00:21...and avoid the commoners.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28We...
00:31 - 00:33Also prefer to fly...
00:34 - 00:36but I'm afraid that's no longer feasable.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who doesn't own a red 2003 Mount Gay Rum hat, get out.
01:13 - 01:15You have to be fucking kidding me!
01:15 - 01:17How many times have we gone to Figawi?!
01:18 - 01:23We have all year to make preparations!
01:25 - 01:28But we wait!
01:29 - 01:31Like a bunch of squids from BU...
01:31 - 01:34...who go over for the day...
01:34 - 01:37...and ask how much things cost before they buy them!
01:37 - 01:40It's the best fucking weekend by far!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we booked the best room at the Inn.
01:42 - 01:46The fucking Nantucket Inn?
01:46 - 01:48We got a good deal.
01:48 - 01:52Every single fucking time we go to Figawi...
01:53 - 01:54we tell each other that next year...
01:56 - 01:57...lay some groundwork with chicks...
01:57 - 02:00...buy some velvet slippers from that place on Union Street...
02:00 - 02:03...and make drinks in gas-powered blenders!
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13How many times do I have to say it?
02:14 - 02:16You have to get there on Wednesday,
02:17 - 02:21...maybe Thursday morning if you have a ton of shit to do.
02:27 - 02:29I mean a TON of shit to do.
02:30 - 02:34we relax for a few days,
02:34 - 02:36...we hit Straight Wharf on Friday,
02:41 - 02:42Saturday is the Chicken Box,
02:43 - 02:47...and if i fall asleep on Saturday, somebody had better wake me!
02:48 - 02:53Sunday we hit the Brewery and bring a shit ton of people back to someone else's house for a party,
02:54 - 02:56No exceptions!
02:56 - 02:59Get your white pants.
03:00 - 03:02Silly fucking pastel shirts
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, Harry will fuck you...
03:14 - 03:16And whale pants!
03:19 - 03:23If you don't have any, have a few drinks,
03:25 - 03:26and head to Murray's Toggery Shop,
03:31 - 03:33They have everything you need for the weekend...
03:40 - 03:46This will be...
03:46 - 03:49...the best Figawi Weekend ever...
03:53 - 03:56So help me God.