00:00 - 00:03Sir, the Steampship Authority called.
00:04 - 00:05...they have some options for us.
00:05 - 00:07We can go over on Friday morning on the fast ferry...
00:08 - 00:12...Friday afternoon on the Island Queen,
00:12 - 00:15...or the Uncatena on Saturday morning
00:17 - 00:19We shall take Cape Air over on Thursday.
00:19 - 00:21...and avoid the commoners.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28We...
00:31 - 00:33Also prefer to fly...
00:34 - 00:36but I'm afraid that's no longer feasable.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who doesn't own a red 2003 Mount Gay Rum hat, get out.
01:13 - 01:15You have to be fucking kidding me!
01:15 - 01:17How many times have we gone to Figawi?!
01:18 - 01:23We have all year to make preparations!
01:25 - 01:28But we wait!
01:29 - 01:31Like a bunch of squids from BU...
01:31 - 01:34...who go over for the day...
01:34 - 01:37...and ask how much things cost before they buy them!
01:37 - 01:40It's the best fucking weekend by far!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we booked the best room at the Inn.
01:42 - 01:46The fucking Nantucket Inn?
01:46 - 01:48We got a good deal.
01:48 - 01:52Every single fucking time we go to Figawi...
01:53 - 01:54we tell each other that next year...
01:56 - 01:57...lay some groundwork with chicks...
01:57 - 02:00...buy some velvet slippers from that place on Union Street...
02:00 - 02:03...and make drinks in gas-powered blenders!
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13How many times do I have to say it?
02:14 - 02:16You have to get there on Wednesday,
02:17 - 02:21...maybe Thursday morning if you have a ton of shit to do.
02:27 - 02:29I mean a TON of shit to do.
02:30 - 02:34we relax for a few days,
02:34 - 02:36...we hit Straight Wharf on Friday,
02:41 - 02:42Saturday is the Chicken Box,
02:43 - 02:47...and if i fall asleep on Saturday, somebody had better wake me!
02:48 - 02:53Sunday we hit the Brewery and bring a shit ton of people back to someone else's house for a party,
02:54 - 02:56No exceptions!
02:56 - 02:59Get your white pants.
03:00 - 03:02Silly fucking pastel shirts
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, Harry will fuck you...
03:14 - 03:16And whale pants!
03:19 - 03:23If you don't have any, have a few drinks,
03:25 - 03:26and head to Murray's Toggery Shop,
03:31 - 03:33They have everything you need for the weekend...
03:40 - 03:46This will be...
03:46 - 03:49...the best Figawi Weekend ever...
03:53 - 03:56So help me God.
