| 00:00 - 00:03 | OK listen up..Great news. QU has made it to the Frozen Four. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Better News! Look at all the factories in and around Pittsburgh |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | loads of factory chicks. Here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Mez, check this out. My calculations have us arriving right around the end of the second shift. Also I have scoped out all the rub and tug joints around the |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | open 24/7 here and here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | OK. Sweet. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I am psyched to get all the boys together for this |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mez, umm |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Peter? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mez, We all have other responsibilities |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Some of us, well we can't go to Pittsburgh |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | What the fuck. Everyone out., except Dicker, Bobbles and Peter |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I try and try to keep this group of guys toegether and now this! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And now everyone is bailing!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Dino an L2 at least have an excuse. But the rest of you? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I introduce you to chicks that actually want to show you their tits! |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | Did you show them? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Sus sets up Minny, The Joe...The Catlina Wine Mixer for godssake! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What the fuck is happening here. I have no life. and you don't either! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dicker what is your fucking excuse??? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mez, i have work, i didnt even go to Quinnipiac!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that an excuse? You have to start thinking like you went to QU and start drinking heavily |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mez, we just hung out last week! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | On the shore? I didn't see one female the entire weekend |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and you Peter! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You need to be in Pittsburgh! You continue to disappoint me. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Bobby Knights sweaters get more ass than you! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You are such a cockblocker you know that? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All of you guys. Wake up! There are woman out there who are just THAT desperate |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | With my personality, I will bring them to you! Stick with Mez! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I think I can even get BK laid! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Pittsburgh is going to be crawling with clueless St. Cloud chicks. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It will be like shooting fish in a barrel |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My back is killing me from carrying you guys all these years. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This is a big deal, This trip |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Im not talking about hockey |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Im talking about tossing my spluge on some innocent unsuspecting chick's forehead! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You guys can sit around and circle jerk for all i care |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hockey is just the reason to give the wives, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But all this talk about coming to Pittsburgh and then bailing? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This is bullshit. I don't care what the girls look like |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It is ok, he tried to draw a target on my forehead too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will be in the hotel bar with some coeds |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If you guys have a hair left on your ass, you will join me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I will go solo if i have to |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least I know that I have a couple of wingmen |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Boose, MB, they will be by my side. MB staring down chicks, while Boose spits his chaw into a bar glass |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I have to take off my pants to get a drink, i will. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If all else fails, we always can go to the game i guess |
