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The Trip to the Frozen Four
OK listen up..Great news. QU has made it to the Frozen Four. Better News! Look at all the factories in and around Pittsburgh loads of factory chicks. Here and here Mez, check this out. My calculations have us arriving right around the end of the second shift. Also I have scoped out all the rub and tug joints around the open 24/7 here and here. OK. Sweet.

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00:00 - 00:03OK listen up..Great news. QU has made it to the Frozen Four.
00:04 - 00:05Better News! Look at all the factories in and around Pittsburgh
00:05 - 00:07 loads of factory chicks. Here and here
00:08 - 00:12Mez, check this out. My calculations have us arriving right around the end of the second shift. Also I have scoped out all the rub and tug joints around the
00:12 - 00:15open 24/7 here and here.
00:17 - 00:19OK. Sweet.
00:19 - 00:21I am psyched to get all the boys together for this
00:24 - 00:26Mez, umm
00:27 - 00:28Peter?
00:31 - 00:33Mez, We all have other responsibilities
00:34 - 00:36Some of us, well we can't go to Pittsburgh
00:53 - 00:58What the fuck. Everyone out., except Dicker, Bobbles and Peter
01:13 - 01:15I try and try to keep this group of guys toegether and now this!
01:15 - 01:17And now everyone is bailing!?
01:18 - 01:23Dino an L2 at least have an excuse. But the rest of you?
01:25 - 01:28I introduce you to chicks that actually want to show you their tits!
01:30 - 01:31Did you show them?
01:31 - 01:34Sus sets up Minny, The Joe...The Catlina Wine Mixer for godssake!
01:34 - 01:37What the fuck is happening here. I have no life. and you don't either!
01:37 - 01:40Dicker what is your fucking excuse???
01:40 - 01:42Mez, i have work, i didnt even go to Quinnipiac!!
01:42 - 01:46Is that an excuse? You have to start thinking like you went to QU and start drinking heavily
01:46 - 01:48Mez, we just hung out last week!
01:48 - 01:52On the shore? I didn't see one female the entire weekend
01:53 - 01:54and you Peter!
01:56 - 01:57 You need to be in Pittsburgh! You continue to disappoint me.
01:57 - 02:00Bobby Knights sweaters get more ass than you!
02:00 - 02:03You are such a cockblocker you know that?
02:04 - 02:08All of you guys. Wake up! There are woman out there who are just THAT desperate
02:08 - 02:13With my personality, I will bring them to you! Stick with Mez!
02:14 - 02:16I think I can even get BK laid!
02:17 - 02:21Pittsburgh is going to be crawling with clueless St. Cloud chicks.
02:27 - 02:29 It will be like shooting fish in a barrel
02:30 - 02:34My back is killing me from carrying you guys all these years.
02:34 - 02:36This is a big deal, This trip
02:41 - 02:42Im not talking about hockey
02:43 - 02:47Im talking about tossing my spluge on some innocent unsuspecting chick's forehead!
02:48 - 02:53You guys can sit around and circle jerk for all i care
02:54 - 02:56Hockey is just the reason to give the wives,
02:56 - 02:59But all this talk about coming to Pittsburgh and then bailing?
03:00 - 03:02This is bullshit. I don't care what the girls look like
03:04 - 03:07It is ok, he tried to draw a target on my forehead too
03:14 - 03:16I will be in the hotel bar with some coeds
03:19 - 03:23If you guys have a hair left on your ass, you will join me
03:25 - 03:26I will go solo if i have to
03:31 - 03:33At least I know that I have a couple of wingmen
03:40 - 03:46Boose, MB, they will be by my side. MB staring down chicks, while Boose spits his chaw into a bar glass
03:46 - 03:49If I have to take off my pants to get a drink, i will.
03:53 - 03:56If all else fails, we always can go to the game i guess