00:00 - 00:03OK listen up..Great news. QU has made it to the Frozen Four.
00:04 - 00:05Better News! Look at all the factories in and around Pittsburgh
00:05 - 00:07 loads of factory chicks. Here and here
00:08 - 00:12Mez, check this out. My calculations have us arriving right around the end of the second shift. Also I have scoped out all the rub and tug joints around the
00:12 - 00:15open 24/7 here and here.
00:17 - 00:19OK. Sweet.
00:19 - 00:21I am psyched to get all the boys together for this
00:24 - 00:26Mez, umm
00:27 - 00:28Peter?
00:31 - 00:33Mez, We all have other responsibilities
00:34 - 00:36Some of us, well we can't go to Pittsburgh
00:53 - 00:58What the fuck. Everyone out., except Dicker, Bobbles and Peter
01:13 - 01:15I try and try to keep this group of guys toegether and now this!
01:15 - 01:17And now everyone is bailing!?
01:18 - 01:23Dino an L2 at least have an excuse. But the rest of you?
01:25 - 01:28I introduce you to chicks that actually want to show you their tits!
01:30 - 01:31Did you show them?
01:31 - 01:34Sus sets up Minny, The Joe...The Catlina Wine Mixer for godssake!
01:34 - 01:37What the fuck is happening here. I have no life. and you don't either!
01:37 - 01:40Dicker what is your fucking excuse???
01:40 - 01:42Mez, i have work, i didnt even go to Quinnipiac!!
01:42 - 01:46Is that an excuse? You have to start thinking like you went to QU and start drinking heavily
01:46 - 01:48Mez, we just hung out last week!
01:48 - 01:52On the shore? I didn't see one female the entire weekend
01:53 - 01:54and you Peter!
01:56 - 01:57 You need to be in Pittsburgh! You continue to disappoint me.
01:57 - 02:00Bobby Knights sweaters get more ass than you!
02:00 - 02:03You are such a cockblocker you know that?
02:04 - 02:08All of you guys. Wake up! There are woman out there who are just THAT desperate
02:08 - 02:13With my personality, I will bring them to you! Stick with Mez!
02:14 - 02:16I think I can even get BK laid!
02:17 - 02:21Pittsburgh is going to be crawling with clueless St. Cloud chicks.
02:27 - 02:29 It will be like shooting fish in a barrel
02:30 - 02:34My back is killing me from carrying you guys all these years.
02:34 - 02:36This is a big deal, This trip
02:41 - 02:42Im not talking about hockey
02:43 - 02:47Im talking about tossing my spluge on some innocent unsuspecting chick's forehead!
02:48 - 02:53You guys can sit around and circle jerk for all i care
02:54 - 02:56Hockey is just the reason to give the wives,
02:56 - 02:59But all this talk about coming to Pittsburgh and then bailing?
03:00 - 03:02This is bullshit. I don't care what the girls look like
03:04 - 03:07It is ok, he tried to draw a target on my forehead too
03:14 - 03:16I will be in the hotel bar with some coeds
03:19 - 03:23If you guys have a hair left on your ass, you will join me
03:25 - 03:26I will go solo if i have to
03:31 - 03:33At least I know that I have a couple of wingmen
03:40 - 03:46Boose, MB, they will be by my side. MB staring down chicks, while Boose spits his chaw into a bar glass
03:46 - 03:49If I have to take off my pants to get a drink, i will.
03:53 - 03:56If all else fails, we always can go to the game i guess