| 00:00 - 00:03 | November is approaching |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are Diwali parties |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can go to this one which has good food |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | or this one which has good entertainment. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have heard KBA Diwali Party is the best. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to to go there. Send my cheque. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You have not been invited to the KBA party ! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They invite Kutchis or spouses of Kutchis only. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks highly of those "Other" parties please leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can they do this to me? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was looking forward to this grand party since Spring. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Isn't it discrimination? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Aren't Kutchis taught Globalization? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How are others supposed to get their quota of quality entertainment? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I had planned a surprise flash dance "NaziStyle" for KBA. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It would have gone viral and made me loved again. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, theirs is a long standing policy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Its time to attack them to change this stupid policy. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Kutchis are by nature peace loving people. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Peace loving my foot. I have seen them fighting |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | tooth & nail during Camp KV games. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why should they have all the fun alone? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Camping, Picnics, Game Nights, Dandia, Snow Trips. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why they even organized a Sports Day and a Masterchef Day !! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Oh Why could I not be born in Kutch? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am stuck with a bunch of losers who only want to fight |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | "Hail Hitler" my foot !! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I follow their website Kutchvalley more than our own Nazi.com |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How I wish I could participate in those blog posts. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This war is slowly killing the creative soft Hitler. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Here I am sitting with only guns and tanks for my birthday |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Whereas KVites get to attend |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | fun birthday parties almost every other weekend. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Oh that free Pathshala temple cooked food. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Have you nitwits ever tasted something so yummy? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have never seen a community so close knit. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I would kill to have a surname like Haria instead of Hitler. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, he can still get in if he marries a Kutchi girl |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What are my alternatives now? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Is there a live feed of the party that I can catch on the internet? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Can I get in by sponsoring it? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Can I at least visit the practice sessions? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Anyways I know that KBA practice sessions are more fun than the actual party. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I better start praying to Lord Mahavir |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | to make me a Kutchi in my next birth... |
