00:00 - 00:03November is approaching
00:04 - 00:05There are Diwali parties
00:05 - 00:07here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12We can go to this one which has good food
00:12 - 00:15or this one which has good entertainment.
00:17 - 00:19I have heard KBA Diwali Party is the best.
00:19 - 00:21I want to to go there. Send my cheque.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28You....
00:31 - 00:33You have not been invited to the KBA party !
00:34 - 00:36They invite Kutchis or spouses of Kutchis only.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who thinks highly of those "Other" parties please leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15What the hell are they thinking?
01:15 - 01:17How can they do this to me?
01:18 - 01:23I was looking forward to this grand party since Spring.
01:25 - 01:28Isn't it discrimination?
01:29 - 01:31Aren't Kutchis taught Globalization?
01:31 - 01:34How are others supposed to get their quota of quality entertainment?
01:34 - 01:37I had planned a surprise flash dance "NaziStyle" for KBA.
01:37 - 01:40It would have gone viral and made me loved again.
01:40 - 01:42Sir, theirs is a long standing policy.
01:42 - 01:46Its time to attack them to change this stupid policy.
01:46 - 01:48Sir, Kutchis are by nature peace loving people.
01:48 - 01:52Peace loving my foot. I have seen them fighting
01:53 - 01:54tooth & nail during Camp KV games.
01:56 - 01:57Why should they have all the fun alone?
01:57 - 02:00Camping, Picnics, Game Nights, Dandia, Snow Trips.
02:00 - 02:03Why they even organized a Sports Day and a Masterchef Day !!
02:04 - 02:08Oh Why could I not be born in Kutch?
02:08 - 02:13I am stuck with a bunch of losers who only want to fight
02:14 - 02:16"Hail Hitler" my foot !!
02:17 - 02:21I follow their website Kutchvalley more than our own Nazi.com
02:27 - 02:29How I wish I could participate in those blog posts.
02:30 - 02:34This war is slowly killing the creative soft Hitler.
02:34 - 02:36Here I am sitting with only guns and tanks for my birthday
02:41 - 02:42Whereas KVites get to attend
02:43 - 02:47fun birthday parties almost every other weekend.
02:48 - 02:53And Oh that free Pathshala temple cooked food.
02:54 - 02:56Have you nitwits ever tasted something so yummy?
02:56 - 02:59I have never seen a community so close knit.
03:00 - 03:02I would kill to have a surname like Haria instead of Hitler.
03:04 - 03:07Dont worry, he can still get in if he marries a Kutchi girl
03:14 - 03:16What are my alternatives now?
03:19 - 03:23Is there a live feed of the party that I can catch on the internet?
03:25 - 03:26Can I get in by sponsoring it?
03:31 - 03:33Can I at least visit the practice sessions?
03:40 - 03:46Anyways I know that KBA practice sessions are more fun than the actual party.
03:46 - 03:49I better start praying to Lord Mahavir
03:53 - 03:56to make me a Kutchi in my next birth...