Meanwhile, at Hunt Saboteur HQ...

8,255 views • 3/18/2015

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I bit of a poke at Hunt Saboteurs..

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00:00 - 00:03Boss.. Bad news, the hunt are saddled up ready to go
00:04 - 00:05I'll show you on the map boss
00:05 - 00:07We need to deploy Citronella here and here
00:08 - 00:12We could mask up here, cover ourselves in faeces and blend in..
00:12 - 00:15They are drag hunting boss.. from here to here
00:17 - 00:19Do they have Terrier Men with them?
00:19 - 00:21I fuckin' hate Terriers
00:24 - 00:26Boss...
00:27 - 00:28They do...
00:31 - 00:33And Quad Bikes.. With Terriers.. lots of Terriers..
00:34 - 00:36.. and its raining.. we may get wet..
00:53 - 00:58Keyboard Sabs leave now.. Judi, Jay, Amanda.. stay behind..
01:13 - 01:15YOU FUCKIN' MORONS!
01:15 - 01:17IT'S A BIT OF FUCKIN' RAIN! WE'RE SABS AND WE'RE HARD!
01:18 - 01:23WE NEED HIT REPORTS FOR SUNDAY NIGHT OR WE'RE IN THE SHIT!
01:25 - 01:28Fuck me rugged, call youreselves Sabs?
01:29 - 01:31Nothing but a bunch of scrounging pussies...!
01:31 - 01:34We can't get any more GoFundMe money out of the public..
01:34 - 01:37Sabinda, Ban Hunt Sabs, Keep Hunting.. they'll laugh their arses off at us..
01:37 - 01:40A fuckin' laughing stock.. that's what we'll be..
01:40 - 01:42But they'll never know boss, we could say the Landy broke down..
01:42 - 01:46FUCK THE LANDY, ITS A HEAP OF SHIT ANYWAY YOU MORON!!!!
01:46 - 01:48But Boss, it was bought with donations from Lush...
01:48 - 01:52Fuck Lush, their shit brings me out in a rash you knob...
01:53 - 01:54GET OUT THERE AND DO YOUR JOBS!
01:56 - 01:57Make some Vegan cakes, get your masks on..
01:57 - 02:00Load up the Citronella and find them foxes..
02:00 - 02:03We have a duty to save the foxes.. To save wildlife..
02:04 - 02:08Have you forgotten we're sabs? That we are in the right?
02:08 - 02:13Have you forgotten what we stand for? That we need to photograph kids?
02:14 - 02:16Posting our shit on Facebook every weekend..!
02:17 - 02:21Kids in Jodhpurs, following people home, posting their addresses..
02:27 - 02:29Fuck sake guys, give me strength..
02:30 - 02:34I need a burger and a glass of milk you Vegan pricks..
02:34 - 02:36Eat some meat like me and grow a pair...
02:41 - 02:42What a mess...
02:43 - 02:47WHAT A FUCKIN' MESS! YOU'VE GOT ME IN TO NOW!
02:48 - 02:53These hunters are laughing at us, I can just see Ban Hunt Saboteurs now..
02:54 - 02:56Drinking Slo Gin..
02:56 - 02:59...pipe in his fuckin mouth, laughing his arse off at us.
03:00 - 03:02Sabinda writing an hysterical essay..
03:04 - 03:07Its ok, I have some Vegan cake..
03:14 - 03:16Its over lads, the humiliation will finish us..
03:19 - 03:23..i don't even like foxes anyway..
03:25 - 03:26...ginger fuckers.
03:31 - 03:33..we're disbanding.. its over..
03:40 - 03:46..delete the Facebook page, find a job, any job..
03:46 - 03:49i'm going.. i'm going to Lush...
03:53 - 03:56Lush are hiring..