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HUGHESVILLE BEER NAZI
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00:00 - 00:03It looks like PENDOT wants to build a road through your distributor...
00:04 - 00:05It would cut right through your current store
00:05 - 00:07From the end of 220 to the Pitt Stop
00:08 - 00:12It doesnIt look like they are leaving room for your store to exist
00:12 - 00:15I believe they are implying it will be torn down
00:17 - 00:19Cant they just circle around it?
00:19 - 00:21Make a cute little roundabout?
00:24 - 00:26Beer Nazi...
00:27 - 00:28I think...
00:31 - 00:33They are building a road over your dump
00:34 - 00:36They are going to level it to the ground
00:53 - 00:58All of you that have bought beer from other distributors, leave this room now
01:13 - 01:15I CONTROL THE EXPIRED BEER HERE!
01:15 - 01:17HOW CAN I MAKE MONEY SELLING FRESH BEER?!
01:18 - 01:23YOU CANT JUST BUY THAT SHIT ON THE BLACK MARKET LIKE WE DO NOW!
01:29 - 01:31I HAVENT MADE A PROFIT IN YEARS!
01:31 - 01:34EVERYONE GOES TO THE SPARTAN PUB, LINDAUER'S...
01:34 - 01:37...OR EVEN WORSE, THE FUCKING ANGUS!
01:37 - 01:40WHY DONT THEY BUY FROM ME!!
01:40 - 01:42Beer Nazi, thr rumor is that your beer cans have mold and are expired...
01:42 - 01:46LOOK AT THIS BUILDING! DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT WHAT I SELL THESE LITTLE SHITS!
01:46 - 01:48Beer Nazi, people are starting to notice...
01:48 - 01:52I DONT GIVE A SHIT! I AM AN ALCOHOLIC FOR A REASON!!
01:53 - 01:54I GIVE THEM A RESTAURANT...
01:56 - 01:57NAME IT AFTER LARGE DOGS...
01:57 - 02:00MAKE A 'SPECIAL' MENU FOR GAS WORKERS!
02:00 - 02:03THATS HOW I MAKE MY GODDAMNED MONEY, YOU FUCK!
02:04 - 02:08AND NOW HUGHESVILLE IS AGAINST ME??
02:08 - 02:13AFTER ALL I HAVE GIVEN THEM? AFTER THEY PAID FOR MY HOUSE!!
02:14 - 02:16I SWEAR TO GOD THEY WILL REGRET IT!
02:17 - 02:21THEY LOCK MY DOORS? AND THEN WHERE WILL THE METH ADDICTS GO?!
02:27 - 02:29Where will the bikers stop for a beer?
02:30 - 02:34Where will I serve the 12 to 15 year olds vodka?
02:34 - 02:36I cant make money like this...
02:41 - 02:42Are they not thankful...
02:43 - 02:47FOR MY TAINTED BEER GIVING THEM RESISTANCE TO HERPES?
02:48 - 02:53THATS THE REASON ITS FROM 1982!
02:54 - 02:56IF THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT...
02:56 - 02:59...JUST LET THEM PAY THE EXTRA DOLLAR FOR A 6-PACK!
03:00 - 03:02WE WILL SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT THEN!!
03:04 - 03:07Its okay, we can head to the Lindaures soon...
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I should have treated this town right...
03:19 - 03:23Gave them honest prices, not tried to screw them out of money
03:25 - 03:26We are family...
03:31 - 03:33I guess my time is up.
03:40 - 03:46Build that road and tear down the shop. I am thinking about investing in the next big thing...
03:46 - 03:49Tobacco Cigarettes...
03:53 - 03:56They will never give them up...