| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we picked up the nikon d3000 today from a local camera store |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | Because of this store's high customer volume, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | that this camera would be high end. |
| 00:07 - 00:11 | We thought it was exciting that it included a lens with it. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We figured it would take particularly good photos here. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Okay that's good. As long as it has at least 16.2 million pixels |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | This camera |
| 00:30 - 00:34 | has only 10.2 million pixels |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | But we thought that's all you would need |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Everyone with a full frame camera with over 16.2 MP, leave the room. |
| 01:12 - 00:00 | I specifically said I want a professional full frame camera! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | And you idiots buy me a beginner that I will take a shit on |
| 01:18 - 01:24 | I can't believe you fucking morons bought that little whore stacy a D800 and she only takes pictures using instagram! |
| 01:24 - 01:28 | You will leave right now, and go buy me a better camera! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Because if not, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll kill your family, then shit in their graves, |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | And then I invite all of your close friends and I will tie them up and beat them to death with this shitty fucking device you bought me. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we didn't know that it would make that much of a difference. |
| 01:42 - 01:43 | You've got to be fucking kidding me. |
| 01:43 - 01:45 | Of course they are fucking different. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, your pictures will still be good. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My pictures are going to turn out like shit after post-processing |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | The fucking stupidity |
| 01:55 - 02:03 | How could you have not known to ask the fucking salesman to show you the full frame SLRs so that you didn't end up buying some ridiculous piece of fucking garba |
| 02:03 - 02:08 | Now I have to return it in and hopefully they have better ones in stock to replace it. |
| 02:09 - 02:10 | And hopefully they have the D800 |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Because if not, I will break all of your legs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It is hard to locally find a professional nikon |
| 02:16 - 02:21 | But that should not keep you fucking douchebags from continuing the search for one! |
| 02:26 - 02:28 | If you find one, I might spare your life |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Because I am a reasonable man |
| 02:32 - 02:34 | And because I am not always rude |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm an all around decent guy. |
| 02:40 - 02:45 | So please, before I change my mind, please get your dumb asses out there |
| 02:45 - 02:47 | and find me a damn professional grade one |
| 02:48 - 02:52 | I just want to be able to take crisp pictures with as little sharpening as possible |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | Without ruining the quality of the picture |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Editing a pictures for hours with a shitty outcome blows hard horse dick |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I hate going back to re-edit it just for fuckers like you. |
| 03:04 - 03:06 | It's okay, we secretly got him a new one |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Call the camera store |
| 03:18 - 03:19 | Let them know you made a huge mistake |
| 03:20 - 03:23 | And that you want to replace it with something better. |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Now... |
| 03:31 - 03:32 | You pricks |
| 03:32 - 03:33 | need to go |
| 03:40 - 03:42 | And when you go to the store, |
| 03:42 - 03:44 | make sure you buy me the 12-24 tamron lens |
| 03:44 - 03:44 | with a wireless capture device |
| 03:44 - 03:48 | because I like taking pictures of myself |
| 03:52 - 03:58 | Now, get the fuck out. |
