| 00:00 - 00:03 | Labour has taken the lead in the polls. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're campaigning hard in the regions. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We've got a strong media presence. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Tenneman has used the same speech in each region. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But, we should be able to spin that effectively. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am totally on my way to being Prime Minister. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Labour are completely fucked. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister-Elect... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | UKIP... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kinbote and Birch have defected to UKIP. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Labour are also attacking us on Ashcroft. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get the fuck out apart from Richardson, Powell, Ward and Mitchell. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is the fucking 2010 General Election! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Labour should be resoundingly rejected across the country! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Instead, they're fucking winning. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You fucking stupid arseholes! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | First, Jan goes round posting the same fucking speech! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then that Northern Ireland obsessed prick defects to UKIP! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Seb, the serial quitter, then fucking joins him as well! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We shouldn't have pressured him to deselect himself! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's a fucking twat who always resists everything! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Prime Minister-Elect, we need to get back out campaigning! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What's the fucking point, you right-wing Tory cuntflap! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're completely fucked! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Our manifesto is entirely composed of shit! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Leaving the EU, scrapping the minimum wage and destroying all benefits! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It makes about as much sense as Jan on fucking Newsnight! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now, I'm going to look like a fucking clown in the lounge! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | After boasting I was going to win the election spectacularly! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I even changed my fucking custom title! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm going to go down to a landslide defeat by Ian! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've only just become the bloody leader. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought we could unite together! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Finally fucking destroy Labour's dominance! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Are we buggery! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I just wanted to win the election and become Prime Minister! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now, you shits have completely ruined my reputation! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I might as well just leave the game! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With some of my dignity still intact! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Otherwise, I'm going to end up like fucking Mills! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll get Votes for Jobs eventually. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The election is lost. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't believe we're going to lose 2010. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Tories have imploded again. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | For once, it'd be great if we didn't fall quicker than a slut's underwear. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Perhaps, even win a majority again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's go campaign... |
