| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we've been tracking Emmet Duffy's stag party since they left early this morning.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Needless to say John Pepper missed the minibus.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ..and had to make his own way to the airport. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | When they arrived in Hamburg they couldn't find their hotel as none of them speak any German.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ..so now they're all just drinking pints, bang centre in the middle of the red light district. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the stag will just stay there yeah.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ..drink until the cows come home. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The stag
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| 00:31 - 00:33 | The stag got kicked out of every pub in Hamburg and have just heard about your house party.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ..theyre on the way back here to nick your drink. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Hide all the rum, vodka, whiskey, crisps and bottles. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Thats my house party fucked! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those culchie bastards will wreck the place! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They said to me
when were on the stag, were coming to yours and were gonna drink the place dry! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And none of them will bring their own women back as per usual.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ..especially those headbangers from the bog! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Theyll be back here wanting to play Fifa and ISS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Exactly the type of pricks that at 8am you have to force them to leave the house. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ..not one of them a decent footballer! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, Nicky Mackin still plays football, last season he grew a beard to beat the shite of Kilkerley.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I said FOOTBALLER! For jaysus sake! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuherer...Colin Lynch is top scorer for the Haggardstown Ramblers. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Sure Colin Lynch takes the all the fuckin penalties, jaysus a soccer team playing for Haggardstown.. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ..for fuck sake! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Paudie Hoey will be here punching me on the leg.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ..singing that fecking song "hello, is its me your looking for".. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ..jaysus those lads are the reason I'm still barred from Mr Ridleys! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I was well in with a blonde one there one night, next thing Petsie says ..Hey our fella come over here.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ..next thing every fella from Haggardstown was over chatting her up and Petsies in my ear talking shite about fishing! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I was this close to getting her back to mine.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ..only for Shane Thornton to walk over to her, starts on about yoga and going to theatres... leaves me standing! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Emmet Duffys the fella getting married yeah... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What about his aul fella.. I like the songs he sings! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Gets everyone going with the passion! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck sake though.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ..hes having his stag 2 weeks before his bloody wedding and not a care in the world! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ever since he fucked off over to Australia hes been dressing like the gay fellas in One Direction. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hed wanna get himself one of Mark Thornton's Man Utd jerseys. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That lad will lose the plot spending two days without watching bloody football! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Like his header of a brother living in the Arctic, sure he's already lost the plot! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Hanna, Speedy's not actually going. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose Stevo will be here to tell some decent jokes. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He has this brilliant one about a snowman who could smell carrots. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Thats just class. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The prick is hilarious. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll see if Gerry Kelly makes it here without the disappearing act... or if Fud decides to walk home.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ..and maybe Colin Lynch will remember to get the plane back this time. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Heil the bog! |
