Scott, a reminder it's our 8th birthday soon.
A party is in order.
Somewhere in the Southern Suburbs.
Members have suggested a dress-up party.
In this old Dick Smith store.
Will jv be there?
I can't stand the little sh*t.
if jv isn't invited, there will be outrage.
We must invite him.
If you're not a moderator, get out of here now.
And why Dick Smith!!
I'm sick to death of those names!!
I suppose there will be Eneloops on sale as well.
Every single day - Eneloops on sale!
I don't want to hear them mentioned ever again!
But Scott, people love Eneloops.
I don't give a flying SH*T!
What about Udemy?
Udemy, Eneloops, eBooks, Chromecast...
I hate the lot!
And the fact jv never posts a deal...
It's enough to make me to close the site down.
Why should I continue!
TELL ME HAMZA!
Every single day, people whinge...
jv said this, and jv said that...
I'm going to QUIT!
I've had enough.
I'm tired, I'm getting no respect.
Neil, look at me...
I want you to take over.
And I want you to BAN these useless deals!
And jv has to be straightened out.
NO MORE CRAP COMMENTS FROM HIM!
He has to learn to respect this site!
Moocher, it's ok. You'll get the job next time.
I've spent 8 long years getting this site to where it is...
And ok, maybe a party is appropriate.
But please, no jv.
He's probably a great guy, but it's my party...
And he stays home!
Now go and get ready.