| 00:00 - 00:03 | Right listen lads, we're really in the shit this time |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The vegans just lost to Barrow |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | which means, Kings Lynn away. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our 101 year stay in the EFL is finally over |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and next season we'll be playing shit like Wealdstone. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But Scunthorpe haven't play |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and there's still a chance on goal difference |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Martin |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Scunthorpe |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Scunthorpe just got a point away to Bradford |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | What we all feared, has now been realised |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | National League? Bromley, Yeovil, Solihull, Dover.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said get Phil Brown Back |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I said get Mick McCarthy |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How am I meant to build my flats on Roots Hall now? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | there'll be protests next.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Stella Cans, Traffic Cones |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Six games was more than enough |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This wouldn't have happened under Mick McCarthy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We'd be in league one now playing Hull. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Mr Martin, we started the season under an embargo |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What Embargo? I got us Holmes and that Lockett Rothchild bloke |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Martin, we needed strikers not injuries.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You listen to me, I'm not taking my Bentley to Wrexham |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The Bootlegger will key it.. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and don't even get me started |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | on that raider bloke.. you've got no fans |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | One look at uncle Ron and he'll shit himself |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You forget i'm an ex pro bobsledder |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This was my manor back in the days of rocket Ronnie Martin |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I even got us Ranger from Spalding |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | him and Mick would've got on like a house on fire. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But no, you said get Phil Brown.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Said his tan had mystical forces.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That can produce miracles in six matches |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck right off |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am not driving all the way down to Yeovil for an 8pm on a tuesday |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and how many miles do you think maindehead is... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Atleast there's Dagenham |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I used to enjoying spanking them on Boxing Day |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Atleast we new we were guaranteed 3 points |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he doesn't care about us fans |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Has anyone told HMRC yet |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That's the stadium well and truly out the window now.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The fans |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's all.. their fault.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I shall release a statement, honouring myself as supreme leader of Southend United |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and then, we are getting Mick McCarthy in.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and that is final |
