00:00 - 00:03 | These are judicial review plans from Fair Play For Women |
00:04 - 00:05 | They are going to take us to court |
00:05 - 00:07 | In the next few days |
00:08 - 00:12 | They say we're buggering up the sex data in the census |
00:12 - 00:15 | And that we're conflating two separate demographic variables |
00:17 - 00:19 | Can't we just have... |
00:19 - 00:21 | Those nice little tick boxes |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir Ian... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The tick boxes have been agreed already |
00:34 - 00:36 | And the census website is live |
00:53 - 00:58 | I want to know who was involved. Just you? Or were there others? |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is an absolute clusterfuck |
01:15 - 01:17 | How can you cock up a simple question? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Human beings are sexually dimorphic for god's sake! |
01:25 - 01:28 | You can't 'identify' as a woman! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Only women have vaginas! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Men are the ones born with penises! |
01:34 - 01:37 | It's not pick and mix! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Not just what you fancy! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Ian, I think you are not understanding.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Are you trying to tell me it's COMPLICATED?? It is not! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir Ian, please let me explain... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Explain? Explain WHAT? There is nothing to explain! |
01:53 - 01:54 | It is simple. |
01:56 - 01:57 | There are two sexes. |
01:57 - 02:00 | The male sex and the female sex. |
02:00 - 02:03 | It's not a potluck dinner! |
02:04 - 02:08 | One day I feel this way, the next another. |
02:08 - 02:13 | You have a vagina, you pick female. A penis, you pick male. |
02:14 - 02:16 | This is not difficult even without a science degree. |
02:17 - 02:21 | I am starting to doubt YOU have been trained in the scientific method. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I bet you've never used SPSS. |
02:30 - 02:34 | What kind of training is that? |
02:34 - 02:36 | An abacus is not going to cut it. |
02:41 - 02:42 | We count. It's what we do. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Counting is important. Counting is everything! |
02:48 - 02:53 | And now these menopausal women are angry. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Because they want us to count vaginas. |
02:56 - 02:59 | We can still count goddman penises too. |
03:00 - 03:02 | That shouldn't be beyond our competence! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. They will count you. You have a vagina. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I loved my abacus as a young boy. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I was going to count everything. All the things in the world! |
03:25 - 03:26 | And now... |
03:31 - 03:33 | The women hate us. |
03:40 - 03:46 | They are going to take us to court and make us look like idiots. |
03:46 - 03:49 | They will say we haven't done our homework. |
03:53 - 03:56 | We will be humiliated. |