| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I asked to go on welcome calls |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Owejja please |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | You know what she told me? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I'll see what I can do she said |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | She put me on welcome calls... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Me! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | In the first hours I did 1 call! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | One call... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So I loaded in the number from Africa |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | It picks up |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | 'Hello, welcome to your colonoscopy' |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I just cut the call! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And marked as not answered! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I did this for 8 other calls! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | My stats just skyrocketed! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And then |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | We got a queue on chats! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Tom going help please! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And I sat there doing nothing! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | He sat there with 4 chats |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | For over 30 minutes! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But no, SL is here to save the day |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So I get a message on teams |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And she says |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | There is 3 tickets |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 3 tickets! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And Tom is still on 4 chats! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | So I go on the tickets |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Close, close, close |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I didn't... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I didn't even respond to them! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Tom is still crying for help! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | So I told him 'I'm a bit busy.' |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I was actually playing on my phone, during the whole thing! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | The whole time? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes! The whole time! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Then came my break... |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I didn't even notice! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Till the last 5 minutes |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what happened after that? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | After that I opened up my twitch stream... |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Put my legs up... |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Then watched Amel get put on chats |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Then Amel has a queue |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | She didn't stand a chance |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | If only I was there to help! |
