| 00:00 - 00:03 | The National Guard occupies the Capitol Building. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Perimeter fencing here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As well as razor wire. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The inauguration plans are finalized |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the Vice President and his fly will be attending. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Massive amounts of evidence |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will be presented on the 20th. We will win BIG! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. President |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You lost... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You lost over 50 cases. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Pence certified the election. It's over. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who believe it's over, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is all FAKE NEWS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The media's been hounding me for four years! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Every time I make a phone call or tweet... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | they tell me I did something wrong. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I never make mistakes. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am the smartest President who's ever lived. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I am surrounded by traitors and losers and idiots. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Millions of my voters are coming to DC on the 20th |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. President, they have been arrested... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why would anyone arrest people attempting a coup? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. President, they aren't very smart. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course they aren't smart. They believed me and voted for me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They love me! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I won this election bigly. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I had more votes than any Republican ever. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I had everything I needed to win. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I told every man, woman, person, camera, tv... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That there would be fraud. Tucker and Sean told everyone too. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even that little blonde piece of ass press secretary... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Told everyone Joe Biden cheats more than Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I refused aid to blue cities... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | So governors would have to beg me. ME. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I started riots in their cities. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But I never expected this. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The betrayal by my own governors and judges. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Turning away case after case. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And that Georgia cracker on the phone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Can't even find 11,780 votes. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He had the nerve to challenge my math. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Melania, he doesn't know math either. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The coup was not my fault. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The burly generals could have helped, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Proud Boys, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Putin. He knows. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I had 95% approval among Republicans. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The best ratings in America. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And no way to tweet. |
