Safestyle Lockdown
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All characters in this movie are based on real life people. This is in no way an attack on their character. It's just meant for good fun and satyr
| 00:00 - 00:03 | (Eric) As you can see Zach |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Governments new |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | restrictions on the 3rd lockdown |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | are extremely tough |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Most places are tier 4 now |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | (Zach) Even South Wimbledon |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The doorcan can pull something there |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Zach.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Government.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | (James) Has closed down all sales and marketing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We must cease and desist immediately |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | (Zach) Would everybody appart from James, Eric and Bradley kindly leave the room..... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I wanted to start the new year off with a bang! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now we're gonna lose half the team |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The only bit of eye candy's not gonna make it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everyones going to be on the |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | missing persons list come valentines day |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Speaking of valentines has anyone managed |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to get hold of that prick this morning? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | (Brad) I tried, I called him 15 times |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 20 Times 30 Times who does this prick think he is! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I left a voicemail and tried another 5 times. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have you tried writing him an angry email you twat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not good enough! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm sick and tired of this lockdown |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All our best reps are sniffing packet on a bender |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | whilst the grown ups are clearing up the mess |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've got Simon that can't put his shoes on properly |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've got Terry who can't drive for shit and needs a new car every 2 weeks |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Richard's on the sauce doing kareoke in his underwear |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | on top of that the door can team can't even pull a muscle |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Thank god I invested in crypto currency |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Whilst all of you suffer |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I shall be rife with luxury |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I must now take action |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I must protect the integrity of safestyle |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | When we come out of tier 4 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm going to take drastic measures |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No ones leaving me any choice |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No more packet for anybody! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Kerry, we can get one on tick |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted to do was help everybody |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought maybe a good january |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can get more crypto |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now i'll never get my pony |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I really had my heart set on a pony |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | My posh neighbour has a field of ponies |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone call Danny again |
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