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Safestyle Lockdown
All characters in this movie are based on real life people. This is in no way an attack on their character. It's just meant for good fun and satyr

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00:00 - 00:03(Eric) As you can see Zach
00:04 - 00:05The Governments new
00:05 - 00:07restrictions on the 3rd lockdown
00:08 - 00:12are extremely tough
00:12 - 00:15Most places are tier 4 now
00:17 - 00:19(Zach) Even South Wimbledon
00:19 - 00:21The doorcan can pull something there
00:24 - 00:26Zach....
00:27 - 00:28The Government....
00:31 - 00:33(James) Has closed down all sales and marketing
00:34 - 00:36We must cease and desist immediately
00:53 - 00:58(Zach) Would everybody appart from James, Eric and Bradley kindly leave the room.....
01:13 - 01:15This is fucking bullshit!
01:15 - 01:17I wanted to start the new year off with a bang!
01:18 - 01:23Now we're gonna lose half the team
01:25 - 01:28The only bit of eye candy's not gonna make it
01:29 - 01:31Everyones going to be on the
01:31 - 01:34missing persons list come valentines day
01:34 - 01:37Speaking of valentines has anyone managed
01:37 - 01:40to get hold of that prick this morning?
01:40 - 01:42(Brad) I tried, I called him 15 times
01:42 - 01:4620 Times 30 Times who does this prick think he is!
01:46 - 01:48I left a voicemail and tried another 5 times.
01:48 - 01:52Have you tried writing him an angry email you twat
01:53 - 01:54Not good enough!
01:56 - 01:57I'm sick and tired of this lockdown
01:57 - 02:00All our best reps are sniffing packet on a bender
02:00 - 02:03whilst the grown ups are clearing up the mess
02:04 - 02:08I've got Simon that can't put his shoes on properly
02:08 - 02:13I've got Terry who can't drive for shit and needs a new car every 2 weeks
02:14 - 02:16Richard's on the sauce doing kareoke in his underwear
02:17 - 02:21on top of that the door can team can't even pull a muscle
02:27 - 02:29Thank god I invested in crypto currency
02:30 - 02:34Whilst all of you suffer
02:34 - 02:36I shall be rife with luxury
02:41 - 02:42I must now take action
02:43 - 02:47I must protect the integrity of safestyle
02:48 - 02:53When we come out of tier 4
02:54 - 02:56I'm going to take drastic measures
02:56 - 02:59No ones leaving me any choice
03:00 - 03:02No more packet for anybody!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Kerry, we can get one on tick
03:14 - 03:16All I wanted to do was help everybody
03:19 - 03:23I thought maybe a good january
03:25 - 03:26I can get more crypto
03:31 - 03:33Now i'll never get my pony
03:40 - 03:46I really had my heart set on a pony
03:46 - 03:49My posh neighbour has a field of ponies
03:53 - 03:56Someone call Danny again