| 00:00 - 00:03 | Coach Steele's sabotage plan worked to perfection. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Gus has finally been sacked. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Bunker, however, will destroy our plans |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to promote Steele & Garner |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | if we do not move swiftly and with authority. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This pleases me. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Gus locked me out of practice & meetings for far too long. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yellawood... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...there is a problem. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | #stopsteele is trending on Twitter. I just checked. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | A Steele hire appears to be untenable to the average fan. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone here leave unless you have touched one of Coach Dye's Japanese maples.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Good Ole Boys have always run this ish! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We didn't just spend $21 million firing Gus |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to not be able to tell the DC when to call a blitz on ocasion! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I invented the blitzkrieg in the first place! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Where the hell do you think Joe Lee Dunn learned it?!?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Gene Chizik was so damn grateful we pulled him out of Ames, Iowa |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | that he let us give little Timmy free reign in the football complex! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Who do you think told Terry Bowden to put Pat Nix in the Iron Bowl in '93? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I thought Stan White got hurt during the game? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We are going to show the world what JABA truly means! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about dictating assistants to other interested coaches? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We have been doing that for years! Come up with something else! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Listen to me... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ...I get to decide when to punt or go for it. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want my own damn headset |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | like I get when I go to 'dega! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If these "candidates" can't agree to that to hell with them all! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Kevin Steele was going to let me roam the sidelines |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | so we can once again return to the glory days of the 1980s! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who the hell do these season ticket holders think they are? They don't even have a suite! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What is Twitter anyway? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How can average fans have any say in this hire? That's insanity? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The heights to which Auburn can climb |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | as long as I get my way! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Cristobal is too much of wolf for our political treachery. He won't come. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Napier is too smart for us. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | #stopsteele has already worked. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It is time to call Neal Brown, or even worse, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we may have to go after...him. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Trust me, no way we go after him. I promise. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I did not want it to come to this. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But if these people want JABA to the max, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | then that is what they'll get. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Call JGT and tell him to adjust the Hot Board. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It is time for Bill Clark. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Put him at 60% and rising. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | War Eagle anyway. |
