| 00:00 - 00:03 | These areas are all hotspots... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | More cases, here and here, but |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | fewer people are dying... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's beginning to look like this is just |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | a bad version of the flu... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Oh, more will die. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everyone will die. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My dear Admin... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | For most people... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is a 99% survival rate. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's just not that bad. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that's seen me naked leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I MADE A GROUP! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A FUCKING FACEBOOK GROUP!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I deleted! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I censored! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I banned!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I deleted "Fake News" every fucking day! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This virus needs to kill everyone. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Every single man, woman and child! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the numbers don't lie, Admin! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THE FACTS! I MAKE THE FACTS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But these numbers come from the CDC! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the CDC! Fuck the WHO! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I MADE CHARTS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I made graphs and charts explaining |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the graphs and charts! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I deleted and blocked all of my friends. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am the Admin... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have absolute power! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This fucking virus needs to kill! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If everyone doesn't die, I will look like a fool. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I promised them mass graves... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dogs feeding on bodies in the streets... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And you come here with "facts"... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now I have no choice! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will command every single member of my group |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | to kill themselves for COVID or I will have to kill them all. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They can shoot themselves or drown |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | themselves. They can eat poison for all I care, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but they must die for COVID!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Shhh...he doesn't mean you, Karen. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought that I would be popular... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just wanted people to look up to me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | To love me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am the greatest Admin... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I didn't fail. It wasn't me. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It was the virus that failed me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I have absolute power... |
